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The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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ink5oul is the best character in tmagp and i cant wait to hear more abt her <3

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agnes montagues tale is fucked up beyond belief. she was born without a loving mother or any kind of real parental figure. her avatar side was nurtured but her human/person side was MAJORLY neglected. she was never given the space to be her own person. she could never have friends because she was physically dangerous to be around.

worst of all, she was raised like this for one sole purpose, one destiny - and she couldn't go through with it. like, all that effort and suffering for agnes to die a cold death by hanging. just because there was no point in waiting longer or attempting the ritual now. her life lead up to one point - the desolation ritual - and it didn't take place. they didn't even attempt it. agnes montague killed herself because she couldn't be of use.

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I just started listening to tmagp and i really dont like alice but the literal only reason is because wtf names are 'chester' 'norris' and 'augustus' seriously girl get better at naming things its not that hard

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I would /gen kiss Mikaele Salesa

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From new episode 25.. Idk I might be insane but that guy also read fanfics. no normal person says "Distending". That's a fanfiction word

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my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time” jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me” jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?” jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?” jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?”

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.” jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?” jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB”

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I hate that "schizoposting" has become such a meme that people will respond to genuine posts about schizophrenia with stuff like "I don't get the joke??" Well, maybe that's because schizophrenia isn't just a joke, asshat!

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something about how sam wants to be special and gwen wants to be respected, and both of them will go to whatever lengths they have to to get that. something about how protocol isn't about fear, but about the corrupting influence of desire.

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Oh, Archivist, we're really in it now

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Gwen Bouchard is such a hilarious character she's like "okay I got my boss fired who yes was kinda awful but the only one who really knew what was going on here... WHAT NOW?"

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I wonder if the ‘there’s nothing to go back to’ is metaphorical or if Celia genuinely doesn’t know the apocalypse ended

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anyways i think if i were alice dyer id start fucking killing. i think she needs to do acts of incredible violence.

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ALICE!!!!! TEXT BRITISH TRANSPORT POLICE ON 61016!!!!!! ALICE!!!!!

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@thermodynamic-comedian might listen to the silt verses

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god please let gerry be in the season 2

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Burn this damn road allready