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hope is a skill

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what if i just buried into my mattress like a grub instead of facing the horrors

what than

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

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HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

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Just realized I never shared this beauty of a pumpkin

Complete with glowing eyes!

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watching a tiktok and someone just described the black/blue gold/yellow dress meme as “one of the first things to ever go viral”

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Yippee is such a great word

1. Conveys exuberance and a gleeful joie de vivre

2. Has ‘pee’ in it

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Might I propose a stegosaurus poll?

Yeah, we need a break from mammals.

As always, I will draw the result.

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A Sheep poll perhaps?

As usual, I will treat the results as character creation sliders.

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girls

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dankjewel!!!

gefeliciteerd @daisyisnotaflower !!!!!

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SON MISTAKE: In teaching my cat son boy the command "out"- intended to mean, "emerge from the enclosed space"- I have unwittingly trained him to understand that if I open a box, cupboard, cabinet, or fridge in his presence, he need only rush inside and stay there, firmly planted with his wide wet baby eyes, and he will surely be granted the opportunity to earn a delightful little treat

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Found this perfect Furby Shaped box on a tree by a random pathway.

I genuinely think that the top photo is the best Furby photo I've taken so far.