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why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names
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there has never been a well written charatcer that wears an eye patch
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It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.
“Yes, Perfect”
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people who don’t have “show battery percent” turned on live recklessly
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I like the message that Nikki sent yesterday, at the United Nations. For all of these nations that take our money and then they vote against us at the Security Counsel, or they vote against us potentially at the assembly. They take hundreds of millions of dollars, and even billions of dollars, and then they vote against us. Well, we’re watching those votes. Let ‘em vote against us, we’ll save a lot. We don’t care. This isn’t like it used to be, where they could vote against you and then you pay them hundreds of millions of dollars and nobody knows what they’re doing. So, Nikki, that was the right message that you and I agreed to be sent yesterday, and I’ve had a lot of good comments on it, believe me. People are tired of the United States–the people that live here are great citizens that love this country–they’re tired of this country being taken advantage of, and we’re not going to be taken advantage of any longer.
President “Zero Fucks Given” Trump during a cabinet meeting at the White House, December 20, 2017.
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were you a webkinz, pixie hollow, neopets, club penguin, or a poptropica kid
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or maybe it’s not a self control issue, but one of avoiding temptation.
He’s married, and he wants to avoid temptations because he is loyal to his wife.
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