daisuke-pookie

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What should they do if being silly is a crime

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Awesome, super cool, and like, totally awesome. Like really awesome.

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" WhAt- you're the animal facts anon ? " :0

“I got some green apple lollipops! You want some?” :>

- @timhere

" YES THOSE ARE DELICIOUS, THANK YOU TIM ! " 💓💓💓💓💓

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“I got some green apple lollipops! You want some?” :>

- @timhere

" YES THOSE ARE DELICIOUS, THANK YOU TIM ! " 💓💓💓💓💓

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Autistic rizz and being cute... So no hope for me 💔

Ok ok but

What about pick up lines? You have some favourite ones maybe??

- 🦝

" I don't use pickup lines, it's hard for me to remember them . . last time I tried one I got it all mixed up and the pretty girl I was talking to blocked me . . . but hey, don't you worry, I'm sure someone will come your way ! Everyone deserves love, and everyone is beautiful in their own ways ! "

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" I'M UH . . . I think I'm like . . . If Pinkiepie and Rarity had a weird lesbian love child . . . "

I would love to say I'm like Trixie but I'm actually more like fluttershy I think -

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He looked embarrassed as Tim winked and kissed him, giggling as he hugs them tighter, " Sorrrry ! " he snuck a kiss to the other's ear, nuzzling into the side of his head, " I love you soooo much " <3

You're not good enough for Daisuke 💔

I would treat him better!!

He froze for a moment after reading the message. A slight blush crept out on his face before he cleared his throat, trying to not melt too much as reality hit him.

"well, I think you're just jealous. Jealous that he likes someone with cool animal facts instead someone who doesn't even sign themselves with emoji!" He rolled his eyes, slight amused, trying to play it all cool.

Yeah. Just after answering hes gonna giggle like a highschool girl

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Naaoooo nOOOOO DONT CRy !

[ he leans in, kissing Tim's face a few times before accidentally kissing his eye ]

BLEHCK-

"no, Dai, spill the teaaa!" ;(

- @timhere (tehee><)

" 🥺 . . . . Fine- GUYS I'M IN LOVE WITH TIM ! LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS MAN IS ! So- so- SO STOP HITTING ON ME ! "

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Daisuke, my king! How to rizz?? How you get bitches??

- 🦝

" Well, people tell me I have autistic rizz ! I'm sure that counts as something ! It doesn't help that I'm so damn cute as well ! " <3

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TALK OF SELF HARM AND SUICIDE

Reminder that posting your fresh self injury wounds even with 50 trigger warnings is highly triggering, inappropriate, and unwanted .

I did NOT want to see that . If running these RP Blogs means kids who can't help but make people watch them bleed are going to contact me then I won't be doing this for long . I am NOT repeating those horrible days here on Tumblr .

As someone who's struggled with suicide and SH, I do not WANT to see you bleed . Shit, I do not want to be reminded of how I used to do the same fucking thing and now I'm covered in scars .

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[ He quickly grabs his wrists, holding gently and giggling ]

I'd accept your rock !

[ looks into his eyes equally unblinking <3 ]

"no, Dai, spill the teaaa!" ;(

- @timhere (tehee><)

" 🥺 . . . . Fine- GUYS I'M IN LOVE WITH TIM ! LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS MAN IS ! So- so- SO STOP HITTING ON ME ! "

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AHHHHHHHHHH

[ he jsut screams in surprise as his face is kissed ]

"no, Dai, spill the teaaa!" ;(

- @timhere (tehee><)

" 🥺 . . . . Fine- GUYS I'M IN LOVE WITH TIM ! LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS MAN IS ! So- so- SO STOP HITTING ON ME ! "

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Daisuke seems a little upset that people are disapproving of his choices in partners . He sneaks over and hugs Tim from behind, nuzzling into his neck .

" I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH, " he accidentally shouts into his ear .

You're not good enough for Daisuke 💔

I would treat him better!!

He froze for a moment after reading the message. A slight blush crept out on his face before he cleared his throat, trying to not melt too much as reality hit him.

"well, I think you're just jealous. Jealous that he likes someone with cool animal facts instead someone who doesn't even sign themselves with emoji!" He rolled his eyes, slight amused, trying to play it all cool.

Yeah. Just after answering hes gonna giggle like a highschool girl

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[ GRABS YOUR FACE AND KISSES YOUR NOSE ]

I'M YOUR BOY ? 🥺

"no, Dai, spill the teaaa!" ;(

- @timhere (tehee><)

" 🥺 . . . . Fine- GUYS I'M IN LOVE WITH TIM ! LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS MAN IS ! So- so- SO STOP HITTING ON ME ! "

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I would literally treat you so much better!!!

" I don't think that's really nice, Man . . . maybe we can get to know each other if you're fine with me dating other people ? I am poly and stuff- "

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captain chadly

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" Well . . . that's somewhat comforting . . . but I don't have my own crew D: "

@intern-daisuke @hibiscusdaiisuke @official-daisuke @daidaisukesuke @daisuketherizzlerman @daisuke-pookie @mister-daisuke-dude and @awfulcake @mrsdaisuke @swansea-honks and @tulpars-nurse-anya

Look at this awful man threatening the life of an innocent teenager.

Please be careful Daisuke :(((