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I feel like having a girls night.

Or even just a movie night. I've been so wrapped up at work I haven't had time to socialize. 

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If you are around a week or even two of your cycle, that's when you buy. Good luck.

How late is late before you buy one of those sticks and pee on it?

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With little clothes on? Don't make a mess. 

I wonder if I have any ice cream

Yup.

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You don't go all rain on my parade reference Clar. I will come to your house at the crack of dawn and starting singing it now. That song gets stuck in my head for weeks! Weeks. Probably the same amount of time it'll take for your mind to get out of gutter.

D, I’m a homosexual male in the height of his years of best and most active sexual performance. Asking me to get my mind out of the gutter is the same thing as asking Barbra Streisand to let you bring the clouds to rain on her parade. It’s simply not gonna happen.

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I will rally up a huge crowd that want to listen to you. Even some friends of your's of course. 

Sneaking off to the Music Hall

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That sounds great. You should have a mini concert. I would love to hear you play.

Sneaking off to the Music Hall

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You play piano? Very nice. Can I hear you play?

Sneaking off to the Music Hall

If my piano were here I wouldn’t have to risk getting lost.

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Well I'm sure you will be able to work it out. I know you a bit too much even after two weeks or so. 

Okay Clar. I think I get the picture. Not my thought you are thinking of him that way. Get your mind out of the gutter Clarence.

Yeah, I know trust is important, but I was being inscure, it’s not like I was being as rational as I can be, you know?

You say that and you haven’t even seen him nake…. It’s a gorgeous- Damn it, Dai, the las thing I need now is to fantasize about my ex being naked and tied to my bed!

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You poor thing, I can massage it if you want. Though it is kind of funny, not saying your dad should be laughing all the time at you. You have to laugh it off at some point.

Until you see this man fall off a horse and writhe around in pain. Nothing sexy about it at all. Thanks for the sympathy. He’s still laughing. Every time he brings me something. Fat ass. 

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Just relax and be happy that you two are talking like civilized humans. You didn't believe him? Honey. Trust is a quality people hold on to.  I'm sure you can make it through. By the way, he's cuter in person

  Yeah.. Trying, I don’t even know if he really wants to be friends with me, Dai. I completely blew it up. I didn’t believe him… And now it’s too late to believe him. 

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I was about to say, nothing sexier than a man riding a horse. But sorry you broke your arse bone. Was your dad laughing the whole way too? 

I fell off a horse today and broke that little bone in my ass. Feel free to laugh. I don’t think my dad shut up the entire ride to the hospital. 

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Peeps is a cute word. I'm positive about that. All fluff inside of me. 

Enjoying my day off.

How come everyone seems to be falling over that one little word? Haha. Are you sure about that?

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Well then

Finished watching Project Runway. Now I have nothing to watch. Any suggestions?

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Oh, well that's not good. As long as you two are working it out I'm sure things will get better. Trying to be friends is a good thing. 

I think people are crazy but that's the world for you. 

WEll, I am guessing I yelled when I was drunk, though I don’t rememebr even getting to his place. In the morning it was… Yeah, it was nice. We’re trying to be friends again.

Wolves aren’t pets. Wild cats aren’t pets. But they became pets.