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If you happen to stumble upon an ad that looks like this, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN.
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Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
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physically and/or mentally disabled people deserve to live
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just bled all over a really good pair of shorts but its okay cuz i washed them out and they look perfect again? nobody told me im the best apparently
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had a dream that i met aliens. this one alien girl was in the car w me (she was driving me somewhere i dont remember where) and i was asking her questions about alien stuff. we got to the topic of music and i asked her what kind of music aliens had. and she was like "oh we dont make any."
#i was so disappointed#how the fuck do you mean you dont make any#i asked her if she liked human music#and she said she liked lady gaga
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still cant get over short skirt long jacket by cake. it went over my head at first because their image to me is just a straight ahead 90s band with no thoughts in their heads of anything like That. but its so obvious especially once you pay attention to more of the lyrics. and its one of their most popular songs. there is everything fantastic about that
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girls in bikinis. girls in bikinis on roller skates, in outer space. whats the confusion here
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were geivking my cat away do he acn live a better life and hes gpnna be really uappy and I'll get to visit him but. i keep looking ofer at his face and thinking about how he doenst eveb know hes leaving tomororowa dn im crying about it a little bit
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my dog deleted her Tumblr account when she heard about Tumblr Live #sad @staff
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ive had the family song from dhmis stuck in my head for the past 15 minutes
#specifically the part where he says#'i can eat a family meal i just eat it slowly'#its a good song but im about to go insane#get out of my head
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dear princess celestia,
do NOT come to the library. pinkie and i baked an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry
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continuing to use online services as if my internet isn't non-existent cuz thog dont caare
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Whyyyyyy does my loud ass alarm sound play every time i adjust my alarm volume. i didnt ask you to do that
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i wish fluttershy was weirder and more fucked up in canon
#i think i just like fiw too much#i want her to be weird and messed up and walk out of the woods covered in leaves and viscera yk#i can see it in my minds eye#she walks out into ponyville and twilights like#holy shit fluttershy what happened to you#and fluttershy does that shy hair flip thing and shes like#i had to collect some pond water for my dark rituals 馃様#and twilights like okay and rd does a kickflip or something yk#you see what i mean
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i never watched steven universe but that one video where its like "what if jack horner and steven universe met" and jack like blows steven up with a laser mid-singing is so funny
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i stole a kickass shirt from my brother with the water cycle on it and its awesome
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