finish the sentence: do
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this websites brief obsession with cotton eyed joe was so eerie and it couldn’t have played out any more perfectly because i am still left with two remaining questions:
where did it come from
where did it go
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I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
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i wish i could have kissed you at midnight
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Isn’t she lovely???
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i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
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PLAY WITH REAL SHELTER CATS ONLINE
Play with Oregon Humane Society kitty-cats through ROBOTIC TOYS that you can control through this website. IT HAS A LIVE FEED SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM WHILE YOU MOVE KITTY TOYS AROUND. AGHHAGHAHGAHGHAGHAHGHH
http://www.ipetcompanion.net/client/oregon-humane-society
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My girlfriend has been saying ‘voglio scoparti’ which is Italian for ‘i wanna fuck’ for the past hour in front of my parents and I don’t think she realizes that my parents are fluent in Italian and I’m too much of an ass to tell her that
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literally the only art tutorial you will ever need.
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imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
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oh for fuck’s sake women’s magazines. EATING IS NOT AN INDULGENCE. I LITERALLY NEED FOOD TO LIVE
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Blaine was a good hire
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