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Finally done it
Think i got a little pee in my boxe briefs
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me when i give my manager the angry customer and i can go back to not doing my job
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Thought about killing myself, gave myself tattoos instead
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Fumbled the manic pixie dream girl (abuse)
Possibly gay?
Gets no bitches
Carton of eggs
Whole milk
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Never fuck a witch, now my dick won't stop cackling and trying to birth the antichrist. SMH
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I will not post this anywhere so here
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