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jet lag: the game is so fucking funny. imagine you are an australian fisherman. two american 20-something-year-olds show up at your pier trying desperately to catch a fish. they clearly have never fished before and are very poorly attempting to do so. their fishing rod falls apart immediately. they just start scooping at the water. one of them is fully about to undress and jump in the ocean when all of a sudden they notice they did manage to get the tiniest minnow possible in their net. they celebrate this catch, and then one of them immediately says “we gotta go back to the airport soon”

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*notices my ice cream has more sprinkles than yours* how's it feel to be a sprinklet? idiot. dumbass *trips and drops my ice cream* can i have a lick of yours if you say no i'll cry

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Figured there might be people out there who agree with this sentiment…

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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

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Not a windows user or a Mac user but a secret third thing. Bisexual.

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english teacher grade things in less than 3 months challenge

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Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.

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Who else up at 12 am thinking about that damn episode two years later and the implications of it all

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I don't think I'll ever get over Danny Phantom😭

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*FORMAL training/certification, whatever that may look like for you

**includes pre-med

reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!

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buddy its november

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Compilation of flag confusions I’ve seen online

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hey. what's your favorite flower? what ever your favorite flower is, that is your nickname now. that's what I would call you. please enjoy the rest of your scroll

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i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

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was gonna add more but i ran out of steam 😔👎 anyway here’s an infographic on how people with complex dissociative disorders are not that different from you lol