John / 31 / M / Washington Your name is Jonathan Egbert and under some unfortunate circumstances you have become a single father and the CEO of a big name corporation.
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tcmbraider replied to your post: tcmbraider replied to your post: tcmbr...
what’s her name?
her name is casey. she's a sweetheart.
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aw! congrats!
aw, thank you!
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tcmbraider replied to your post:tcmbraider replied to your post: tcmbraider...
hello john! tell me how you came about becoming an elusive father.
elusive? if you say so. long story short, i had a daughter? i guess.
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a reminder to my new followers. i suck at taking selfies.
here have a selfie. it’s a little boring i guess.
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dad zoo is over. u are free to go. hi! i’m rosco.
and i was afraid i was going to have to post bail or something. i'm not going to hold the dad zoo thing against you, so you have a clean slate.
my name is john, it's a pleasure rosco.
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that is not hot. you are wrong.
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if you try and take me from my daughter, i'm sorry but i might need to kill you.
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dad zoo is a place where u can toss a ball around with ur pops with the added comfort of him being behind bars
the face i'm making right now is something that words can't describe, but if they could they would be similar to these: disbelief, horror, and shock.
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you can like that post all you want but i still want an explanation.
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instant regret.
daddykind started following you
wrangles u into the dad cage.
1/10 dads acquired!
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i think our new video series to go with the peanut butter cheerios are fantastic. watch this.
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Follow for more ill-timed badly lit selfies.
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Like or Reblog if you are a HOMESTUCK RP blog.
This is a new Dirk Strider account only following/being followed by 11 blogs. My dash is dead and I have near nobody to interact with.
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i'm going to reid's for the night with casey. don't expect much more from me tonight.
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i suppose there really is nothing that can be said on the matter. still, it does really suck that you feel like crap. i don't think you can do much about this though, as you haven't been given a name, time, or a detailed description of what exactly happened. i hope that whoever sent you the message at least knows that you regret doing whatever you did very much, and forgives you for it, because i'm sure you didn't do it on purpose.
i have a pretty good idea. but what's said is said, i'll be fine, don't you fret.
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