daddyhobgoblin

[daddyhobgoblin]

Do you ever wake up from another nightmare of a school shotting only to find out that new Zelma’s banned Sami automatics after one attack but you’re american you you gotta go to school and hope either someone finally listens to teens or some adult will make the issue known. Even if there isn’t a shooting every day we live in fear and it needs to end.

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Death metal song: *chainsaw noises* shfhdhxyigixhocigxxigxit

Me: ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽🌈🌟⭐️

Chainsaw murderer:*chansaw noise*shehgdhfhfhfoyyod

Me:

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Imagine getting jumped by a group of vocalists in a metal band and one of them yells this

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Slipknot but they’re all furries

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Me:becomes the first Jewish lesbian president :)

My first decree: if you have a tattoo of a bat you’re legally mandated to call it a batoo

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Ok so o recently got gauges I forget exactly when but I’m at 14G rn so like not that big just sort of like picture a wishbone of like a chicken or sumn. It looks pretty good I like it but there is one problem I have a cat. Every god damn night he tries to rip them out of my ears and well it’s not exactly a great scenario. People keep telling me ooooh you stretched your ears to fast no bitch I just have a rabbits ballsack of a cat and he’s just really likes shiny things. Smh

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E girls , e boys and,e non bianary pals have infiltrated my school I have minutes left to live send help

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don’t kill urself babygirl

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Things that should be the new “getting adopted by brendon urie” of wattpad/Tumblur

Alcoholic nuns

Blind painters

Assless pants

Ten year olds without giant tits

Rats in hats

Drug addicted drug dogs

Cats with acrylic nails

Dr Phil knockoffs

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If somebody ever makes fun of you for having scars,tattoos or freckles or sumn they’re just a default skin who can’t pay 2.99 for a cool skin.they don’t matter rock on little dudes

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Larry Johnson’s spotify playlist™️

Sanity falls song

Brittney Spears

Sanity falls song

Emo punk music

80s pop

Death metal

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Me on Ellen

Ellen: so I heard you like painting

Me:.....

The lifeless corpse of bob ross swinging around off of the the studio lights: X-X

Me: :0

Ellen putting her hands together sneakily: :P

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Dear kids making out in the stairwells at our school, we get it that you want to show off your new so but bitch stop being a horny freshman for two seconds and walk up the fucking stairs you lemurs dick

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You’ve heard about cheese wizz now get ready for cheese wizzard tm

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So I just burnt tf outa my thumb and I’m sad send help

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y’all ever just wanna aggressivly sing ‘I wanna be your girlfriend’ by girl in red to your crush?

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My full names Lawrence but laws were made to be broken so call me Larry *tips SnapBack smiles and winks with both eyes*