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Hi guys! I am finally taking commissions after years of debating it and now finally having access to do it! My basic prices do not include the Paypal fee I will charge. I charge 50% up front and the other 50% is charged after I show a sketch of the commission.

If you want to add shading like what I did in the example image, that will be an extra $5 to the price (not including the fee)

Additional characters in a commission will cost an extra $5 as well. Example: a lineart commission with 2 characters in one piece will cost $20 not including the fee.

Another example of a more complicated commission could be a full body color with shading and an extra character. That would cost $30 not including the fee.

I WILL NOT draw commissions with mechas, furries (not including beast races in Skyrim), or gore. I DO take nsfw commissions but I will be selective about what I will draw. Example, if it’s something that makes me uncomfortable, I will not draw it.

If you would like a commission, either send me a message here on my main blog, trashy-dragon-age-boy or via email, rhiwhite1998@gmail.com

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An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

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does turning right on red make anyone else feel powerful

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why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

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the more knives you have the more valid you are 

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im just trying to have a good fun time online but if you disagree with me on any subject no matter how trivial i might kill you

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For all your dream daddy needs ft.Cult! Joesph because we all have a bit of a hard on for him.

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little pleasures in life:

forcing reckless drivers to actually go the speed limit behind my cautious, law-abiding ass

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oh dear!! it seems i am alone in my house tonight!!! i sure do hope no SMOKIN HOT MONSTERS OF THE NIGHT come to try and smooch I MEAN attack me!!!

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semi-hiatus

I've been hesitant to declare hiatus because I keep hoping I'll get my muse back, but I think for the sake of my partners I've gotta. I'll call it a semi-hiatus for now, Im still passionate about this blog, and I have plans to return sometime, hopefully soon! My interests are currently monopolized by The Adventure Zone, and I have another rp blog that's taking up my attention and muse, so if you wanna IM me to ask for it, I'll be happy to give it to you!

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holy fucking tits this is garbage

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

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@damndirtyrat

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

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hisgoodending:

“Absolutely.”

“Should I not want to…?”

“I mean... no, probably not.”

“But hey, it’s not my fault if you have no standards or self respect. Sure, let’s go on a date.”

So Rob, you remember that time we kinda joked about going on dates? You- *ahem* you wanna actually...?

“You… actually wanna go on a date with me? With me?”

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cute first date ideas: investigating paranormal cases across the united states and uncovering a major government conspiracy to hide the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials

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So Rob, you remember that time we kinda joked about going on dates? You- *ahem* you wanna actually...?

“You... actually wanna go on a date with me? With me?”