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Someone complained that his bedtime was too early yesterday. What did it earn him?

A spanking and an earlier bedtime today.

Those are the rules, no surprise here Buddy.

- Daddy

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Sleepy boy ready for his cot 😇

Tell me you love Pooh Bear without telling me you love Pooh Bear 💖

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Peak Peak Peak

There is nothing wrong with needing diapers, and people possibly noticing that we wear it shouldn’t be a big deal, it really shouldn’t be something we need to stress over and hide or feel bad about.

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When you diapers are bigger than your muscles 🥺

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Morning, daddy

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Business up top … Party down below

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Your girlfriend seemed to get a kick out of telling you how “incredibly hot” she thought the weather guy on the local news was. When you brought it up, she admitted that it excited her how jealous and grumpy you got every time she said it. Not that you could do much about her excitement… but that was "okay,” she reassured you. It was understood that you were trying to move past your infantile desires in the bedroom and become “a real man” for once in your life, despite having failed to reach that goal thus far. Little did you realize that all of her needs were already being more than satisfied - by that same weatherman. Not only that, but he also found your jealousy and inability to “seal the deal” to be a massive turn on - and neither of them had any intention of giving up the source of their mutual stimulation once they decided to become a couple.

Now, the forecast calls for a strong chance of “Mommy” and “Daddy” fooling around on the sidelines while the old ladies at the farmer's market gather around your stroller to coo and fuss over your precious ruffled bubble-romper as you pull against the restraints in a futile attempt to avoid having your cheeks pinched, a 100% chance of tearfully gagging in your highchair on so many heaping spoonfuls of Gerber Vegetable Chicken that you're thankful when it's time for your "dessert" of Apple Banana Medley and expected lows of Daddy leading you by the hand up to the counter at McDonald's to ask them for the men's room passcode so he can "get this lil' stinker out of his dirty diaper" after you made "boom-booms" in the playplace ballpit (and then he made you use the slide.) Most importantly there's the ever-increasing downpour in your southern region, spurred on by half-hourly bottle feedings that are expected to cause catastrophic damage to your bladder control and lead to ceaseless flooding incidents that can never be prevented, only contained.

Even though your new baby life was once something out of your wildest fantasies, most of the time you’re still grumpy. Grumpy about being woken up by ceaseless thumping in the night because Daddy made sure your crib shared the same wall as the headboard of the “grown-ups” bed, grumpy about the “manny” he hired so Mommy wouldn’t need to change your diapers or give you baths anymore and very grumpy about him casually asking the virtual assistant on his phone “Tell me more about how to measure a boy for a chastity cage” loud enough for you to hear over the Wiggles album that was set on repeat in your headphones on the drive to see "Daniel Tiger LIVE!" These trends are expected to continue with increased intensity in the coming weeks, months and years - with little to no relief.

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Oh no!! My pants won’t fit over my huge diapee 😳 Now what will I wear to the fancy New Year’s Eve party???

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Toddler brain activate!

Thank you todzillaabdl.com for making the cutest shortalls ever!

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As our Christmas comes to a close, this moment captures our life the best!

How could anyone want for more than the love of a a little boy!

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Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻 I hope Santa and his elves were busy for you 🥰

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Christmas came early this year 🌲

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See! This is so much better! I knew they were coming today but I was so desperate I couldn't wait. All better now. Safe, sound and snug

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lazy boy energy today...

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