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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

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#this show was truly a documentary VEEP (2012 - 2019) | 5.10

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song

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i’m ready for june. the purest month. the friday afternoon of summer, when the world hums with possibility. when spring kisses summer on the cheek, leaves behind a trail of ferns and dew. june is packing your suitcase for a trip. june is a sprinkler in the lawn. june is goodbye and hello all at once. every day feels like the first moment after you wake up, when the dreams still stick to your skin. we wander dazed and hazy in the infant months of heat and sun. we are lovely and unafraid

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Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

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GIRLS 🎀💅👯‍♀️🤮have been BANNED 🚫🚫from [tumblr] DOT COM 🤣🤣. This is a BOYS 👹🚙👺💁‍♂️ only ZONE 😈💩!!!!

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she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge