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Learning about door stops

Oliver

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do this.

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hope all my mutuals know i would do what they yoinky 🥺

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I’m staying in LA since the kids are here, finally got around to voting last week and got this fuckin banger of a sticker. Don’t let that cheeto win, okay? Vote if you can.

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This Halloween was so boringggg...

Kids came by for a bit and we ate way too much candy. But their mom came for them after only like two hours since she didn’t want them staying the night in this haunted house. I get it. Still sucked.

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Getting rid of all of my blood so i can replace it with something better

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Gonna be real here but Marvin better hurry his ass up with this magic stuff. He looks good, yes, but Jack is dying-

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RB IF YOU AGREE

Edit: WHILE YOU’RE ALL HERE, PLEASE READ AND REBLOG THIS POST ABOUT THE CONDITIONS OF THE CHILDREN BEING HELD BY BORDER PATROL, SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE:

the marvel bunch

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Guys I bought the Home Depot skeleton. I need to pay bills. I’m an adult. I don’t even have a front yard. Guys. Please.

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1) favorite food // 2) what are some things your kids like (can be anything - tv shows/toys/foods/etc.) // 3) how's the Bro Average channel doing?

Welll it’s pretty hard to say. I don’t wanna be basic and say pizza but like. I really like pizza. 

I’ve been talking to them more these days and it’s pretty varied. Eliza is getting into more sciency, creepy stuff. Probably Henrik’s fault since he gave her all those kits when she was way too young for them. At least that’s what Stace said. Connor is all over the color blue, so he watches stuff like Blues Clues and Bluey and all that. It’s adorable.

It’s doing good! I’ve been posting more, mostly of McNugget, and have been doing some pretty sick parkour. I almost broke my ankle last night at the skateboard since he was teaching me for a video and Bing had to make me a splint out of his own arm. It was sick.

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anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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Came for the _______. Stayed for the _______.

Tell me why you followed my blog and what made you stay (if it’s two different things of course!)

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orange emoji asks

😡 - what are you mad about right now?

🤬 - what’s your favorite swear word?

👘 - do you enjoy dressing up?

🦊 - do you consider yourself clever?

🦁 - do you consider yourself brave?

🦑 - are you adventurous when it comes to food?

🦐 - do you enjoy seafood?

🦀 - what’s your favorite animal?

🍁 - which season is your favorite?

☄️ - are you a plantboi or a spaceboi?

💥 - what’s your favorite holiday?

🔥 - what’s your sign?

🍊 - can you cook?

🍑 - what’s your favorite fruit?

🏀 - do you play a sport/sports?

⛺️ - do you enjoy the outdoors or indoors more?

🏺 - what’s your prized possession?

📙 - what’s your favorite book?

🧡 - what’s your sexuality?

🆚 - who is someone you hate/dislike?

🇧🇹 - what country would you visit if you could go anywhere?