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I’m already missing HHN

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why is everyone forgiving the minecraft movie it still looks like shit dont tell me the meme got to you are you seriously going to see this cash grab bullshit in theatres because hehehoho steve yearned for the mines????? hello????????

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Magicians Don't Need Superheros Pt43

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Jackie flexed his hand as he watched Henrik pull away the remains of his cast. Thankfully, due to his healing, he didn’t have to deal with most of the effects that the average person would after breaking a bone. His arm still felt weirdly stiff, kind of tingly, as he moved his fingers. 

“Any nausea or extreme pain?” Henrik asked as he disposed of the cast. 

“Nah, just like that weird numb...buzzing...stuff,” Jackie explained, already getting more feeling back into his arm with each passing second.

“Good, good,” Henrik said with a hum. 

“I still can’t believe how fast you heal,” Marvin said, moving closer to get a better look at Jackie’s arm. 

“It is a blessing and a curse,” Chase said, leaning against the wall beside the door. “A blessing because he, well, recovers fast.”

“And a curse because he acts more recklessly because of it,” Henrik added as he returned to Jackie and poked at his forehead. “No more running off like that.” 

“I know. I know. I’ve only heard that from all of you like a thousand times.” Jackie rubbed the spot on his forehead. 

“And you will hear it a thousand more.” Henrik stepped away again and started digging through some cabinets. “Now, while you can be without the cast, I would still recommend waiting another day before doing anything too physical with Marvin.”

“Oh my, God.” Marvin groaned, knowing immediately what was being implied. 

“Anything too physical? Like, going on my patrols?” Jackie scratched at his arm. 

“That’s not what he’s talking about.” Marvin sighed.

“What else could he be-” Jackie froze, and his face showed he finally understood. “W-Wait, we-we’re not-we haven’t-I-uh-we-” His words fumbled into near gibberish, and it only got worse as he watched Henrik pull out two rag dolls. 

“Now that you two are together, we need to discuss safety within your relationship.” Henrik wiggled the dolls in the air. 

“Alright, I’m leaving.” Marvin started moving but stopped when he saw Chase close the door and stand in front of it. 

“You need to hear this too,” Chase said with a bit of a smirk. 

“This is how I die,” Jackie whined, hiding his face in his hands. 

“This is part of the grounding thing, isn’t it?” Marvin asked.

“Yes.” Henrik and Chase both answered. 

x~x~x

Marvin patted Jackie’s back as the other man lay face-first on the couch. Jackie had his hood up and tried to cover as much of himself as possible. Marvin sat on the edge of the piece of furniture beside Jackie’s legs.

“I can’t understand a word you’re saying. You’re talking into the couch.” Marvin said, his patting now turning into rubbing circles. Jackie said more, but the muffling of the cushion still left Marvin clueless. 

After their…discussion, which was basically Henrik doing the talking while Jackie made sounds of embarrassment, Marvin and Jackie were told to hang out in the living room since they were going to set up the next round of jobs for the Septiceyes soon. 

“Why is Jackie in the pouting position?” Anti asked, sitting himself down in one of the chairs. Jackie said something, and Anti broke out into a laugh.

“You understand him?” Marvin asked. 

“Oh yeah, being a creature with non-stop static in his ears gives you some un-muffling powers.” Anti tucked his feet under himself. “I think Chase uses, like, secret dad powers to be able to translate as well.” 

“What did he say?” 

“That he finally got his punishment via ‘the talk’. Tell me, did Henrik take out the dolls?” 

“He did.” Marvin sighed and paused before looking at Anti again. “Did he do that to you?” 

“Yep. The first time I came home at three in the morning, he gave me the whole spiel.” Anti’s lips then curled into a grin. “But he didn’t tell me everything. I can give you a few pointers, Jackie. If you want to pull someone’s hair, you go from the base and-”

“Stop!” Jackie lifted his head, and Marvin was finally able to understand him. 

“What? I’m trying to help you and Marvin. I’m just saying if you two had some fun, you’ll get over this denial bullshit.” Anti gestured toward them with both hands while Jackie moved himself to sit up properly on the couch. “You cannot tell me this is some platonic stuff you got going on here.” 

“Anti, we’re-” 

“I swear he sometimes just gives us stuff he doesn’t want to deal with.” Chase’s comment stopped Marvin. 

“There is a good chance he did a mix of what would fit for us and that as well this time around.” Robbie chuckled as he followed Chase and Henrik into the room. 

“He also likely gave us extra to ensure we are distracted,” Henrik added with a huff. 

“We’re not children.” Chase stopped and looked at Robbie. “Sometimes.” 

“Not funny,” Robbie stated and sat in the other chair.  

“Oh, I wonder where that attitude came from?” Chase grinned at Henrik. 

“Not funny.” Henrik sounded almost identical to Robbie.

“Give me something cool to do,” Anti said, moving his body to get the chair to rock. 

“We’ll start as soon as-”

“Sorry, sorry, I was finishing something up when you called the gathering.” JJ’s voice spoke inside their heads as he entered the room, sitting on the armrest of the couch Marvin and Jackie were on. 

“We have a vast collection of jobs to chip away at, some outside our usual range.” Henrik started. “We will distribute the common jobs and then discuss the newer ones. We already have an assumption about most of these, but some will be up for debate.” 

“Do me and Marvin get to wear suits again?” Jackie asked. “I felt like a secret spy.” 

“There are a lot of security gigs, so maybe.” Chase handed a stack of papers to Jackie.

“Oh…oh, this is a lot of reading.” Jackie thumbed through the pages. 

“Would you mind still working with Jackie and helping him sort through all that?” Henrik asked Marvin. 

“Can do.” Marvin did a little salute with two fingers and then took half of the stack. “You’d think Dark would be extra enough to put these in order by date.” He muttered as he flipped through, scanning the top of the pages. 

“I hate busy work.” Jackie groaned.

“Sounds like he might have done this one purpose then. You know, revenge for punching a hole into his chest.” Marvin started organizing his papers.

“Might do it again,” Jackie muttered as he started doing the same, smiling when his comment got Marvin to snort a little chuckle. 

“Here, plenty of fun for you.” Chase handed a stack of papers to Anti. 

“Oh, hell yeah!” Anti fanned out the papers across his lap. “Which one looks the best~?” 

“I think this one would work for you and Anti to do together.” Chase gave a paper to JJ. “This one needs to get done tonight, so the sooner we get to it, the better."

“I see.” JJ hummed, taking the paper and skimming over it.

“Wait. Does that mean I can see JJ do his thing? Like, his whole thing? Yes!” Anti laughed with excitement. “I haven’t seen-”

“I’d like to take Mad with me,” JJ stated.

“What!?” Anti shouted. “Not only are you denying me seeing something cool, you’re taking my bestie!?” 

“He would be more fitting for this assignment. We need the guy to live, and you have a habit of getting…carried away.” JJ crossed his arms over his lap, the paper in perfect view for Marvin, upside down, but nearly everything could be seen. 

“I know how to hold back.” Anti scoffed.

“I have to agree with JJ on this,” Henrik said. 

“Oh, come on! I want to see JJ go apeshit.” Anti whined loudly. 

“Even if you do come with me, you’re not going to see that.” JJ rolled his eyes.

“It’d be the equivalent of you going apeshit.” Anti huffed. Marvin noticed that everyone was distracted by the argument and that cursed curiosity of his started to prickle. 

Why did JJ want Mad instead of Anti? Needing the guy to live? What were they supposed to be doing to him?

Marvin took out his phone and, using his papers to cover himself, took a picture of JJ’s paper. He’ll flip it over and give it a read after they finish with this gathering. Marvin tucked his phone away and returned to his own organizing, unaware of the little grin JJ had as he pulled his paper back onto his lap.

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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i drew johnny "soap" mactavish as phreak (the original design) from overwatch.

bonus (just for fun):

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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A happy boy

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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right wing trolls acting up on tumblr always fascinate me like what are you doing making a fuss about pronouns on the pronouns in bio website you’re in enemy territory like are you lost or something

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HELP

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Gonna get a cat and name it something like Mount Vesuvius

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Kiba!

Wolf's Rain was one of my first animes and its still my favorite to this day, surely because of some sentimental values, but also because I've come to appreciate it more as I've gotten older

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HR 9495 is going back up for voting. All non-profit orgs are in danger.

The Committee on Rules is meeting at 1600 EST on 18 Nov 2024. The agenda includes HR 9495.

If this bill passes, the Secretary of the Treasury would have the power to strip any non-profit group of it's tax-exempt status with no due process.

If you are part of the fandom community and you are in America, please contact your reps and ask them to vote NO on HR 9495.