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An unfinished list of characters I think are on the asexual spectrum bc why not, it’s ace day:

- albert (newsies)

- ponyboy curtis (the outsiders)

- gwen (the black phone)

- robin (the black phone)

- thalia (percy jackson)

- felicity (the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue) (tho it’s pretty much canon lol)

- nato (the black suits)

- katniss (hunger games)

- prim (hunger games)

- ophelia (hamlet)

- benvolio (romeo and juliet)

- stan katsumoto (we are not free)

- minnow ito (we are not free)

- evie (descendants)

- luke skywalker, anakin skywalker, obi-wan kenobi, rey skywalker, din djarin (star wars, im not gonna separate all of these lmaoo)

- mark (rent)

- jj (outer banks)

- nick carraway (great gatsby)

- marty mcfly (back to the future) (why’d this autocorrect to “mcflurry”)

- doc brown (back to the future)

- dawson (dawson’s creek)

- neil perry (dead poets society)

- mr keating (dead poets society)

- todd anderson (dead poets society… again)

- susannah (love in hate nation)

- marius (les miserables)

- elsa (frozen)

- darry curtis (the outsiders)

- rooster (top gun)

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aces are so cool

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PEAK CINEMA

honestly amazing movie. Yes it was dumb, but i don’t think it would’ve been good if they tried to take it seriously. Minecraft the game and minecraft’s community are inherently goofy, and the movie matched and exceeded the energy. Go with other people who you can watch it and laugh at it with. just got out like 2 hours ago, honestly i give it an 8/10, maybe 7.5

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after seeing the minecraft movie and experiencing people in the theater clapping whenever jack black said the funny lines gonna be honest this is one of the few times critics are wrong about trying to take the movie seriously

it’s not gonna be for everyone but like. it knows it’s stupid. it doesn’t try to be a good film, rather it tries to be fun. so many of the reviews i’ve seen are people judging the movie based on the standard is it good scale.

sometimes we just really need stupid movies. if anything as long as the cast seems to be enjoying themselves that’s what matters. you can definitely tell when a movie is just made for fun vs when a movie is a soulless mess (*cough* live action remakes and literally anything with zachery levi in a starring role *cough*) and i wish people wouldn’t make is it a good film the end all be all of if something is worth watching.

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ok my opinion/review on the minecraft movie

it was so awful and I LOVED IT. AND ITS THE BEST MOVIE OF THE DECADE. IT IS ABSOLUTELY PEAK.

and despite the movie being bad, I've developed an emotional attachment to the characters because no matter how bad a piece of media is, 98% of the time I WILL develop attachments to the characters.

Steve and Garrett are SO FUCKING GAY FOR EACHOTHER. YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. I honestly did not expect old man yaoi out of the minecraft movie but honestly, I'm living for it. (and i may or may not be hyperfixated on the ship...)

I am also adopting Natalie and Henry they are my children now. I don't care if Henry is the same age as me and I don't care if Natalie is an adult THEY ARE MY CHILDREN NOW.

I also love Dawn too she is a DIVA. I also love her and Natalie's friendship :3

Dennis is also adorable, I don't care if he was a part of the slightly disturbing cgi HE IS SO CUTEEE 🥹🥹🥹

my criticisms for the movie is 1, I don't like how they whitewashed steve, and 2, I wish it was animated like minecraft story mode. I probably have more but I'm too tired to type them out oughh.

other than that, I enjoyed the movie, it was awful in the best ways possible, and 8 year old me is happy :)

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i think ppl (especially critics) should know that this is a fun bad movie, we all saw the same trailer, we all saw the same cgi… you knew exactly what you were getting before you even stepped into the theater so i don’t get why people are complaining about it not encapsulating their childhood :/ i personally loved it and i think if you just go in knowing it’s not the best script ever then you’ll have fun :3 i think the writing is terrible and the pacing is awful and a lot of jokes are the worst ever, but i expected all of that n i enjoyed it more for that reason. its honestly just a meme movie n it shouldn’t be taken seriously… idk thats just me tho

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in honor of ace day:

after watching one (1) episode of dawson’s creek last night I have decided that dawson is asexual.

read the tags lol

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It’s asexuality day!

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HAPPY FOUR YEARS ON INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!!

The day became official in 2021, so 2025 marks 4 years!!

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just watched descendants 3 and sent this to my friend and I thought you all should know

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He's got too much of his father in him.

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chat lowkey why is emperor palpatine’s speech in revenge of the sith giving trump 😃

(full thing: https://boards.theforce.net/threads/the-full-text-of-palpatines-glorious-speech.22660006/#:~:text=We%20will%20give%20no%20ground,of%20our%20course%20is%20clear.)

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the story of Anakin Skywalker is such a tragedy to me.

like. he was so torn in between good and evil throughout the entire thing, and the tipping point was when he killed mace windu. either way, he could’ve just as easily been a jedi if not for the coercion of the emperor. (especially when he killed mace windu because bro is obviously Going Through It and the emperor uses his lack of sense in that moment to fully turn him to his will.)

even throughout the rest of the movie, he seems unsure of where his loyalties lie, which morals he adheres to— specific lines (i.e. “if you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy”) are delivered really hesitantly and like he doesn’t quite believe it himself.

plus he just seems so young throughout the entire thing. like walking into the separatist base on mustafar, he seemed so small, and you can see his hesitation and his turmoil in his eyes.

it’s just really interesting to think about, what if he hadn’t had that childhood and watched his mother die due to tusken raiders? Or hadn’t met padme and fallen in love and had dreams about her dying in childbirth? Or hadn’t been manipulated by the emperor or hadn’t been led to believe he deserved more from the jedi?

oh and the first thing he says after he gets the darth vader suit is asking about padme. like ok excuse me while i sob 💔

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love in hate nation: soundtrack is out, full video on youtube, written by joe iconis

tuck everlasting: soundtrack is out, boot on youtube, there are a few recordings of schools doing the show as well, ft. andrew keenan-bolger

warriors: soundtrack is out (by lin manuel miranda and ft. amber gray, phillipa soo, etc

the black suits: full audio is on youtube with captions, along w/ some clips and different versions by joe iconis

in strange woods: a musical podcast: both the podcast and soundtrack are available on streaming platforms, transcripts on the show’s website, ft. patrick page

buddies PLEASE pretty please i really want you to listen to and/or watch more musicals.

i am such a huge fan of how much more accessible theatre is nowadays and i’m so beyond happy that contemporary musicals like heathers, dear evan hansen, hamilton, epic, and such have brought so many new people into the broadway slash musical theatre fandom. these shows are all really great in their own ways!!!!! i am so happy we love them and watch and rewatch them!!!! but!!!! they are not everything there is to be seen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are so many incredible, classic golden age musical films you can find for free!! there are bootlegs on youtube and in google drives and you can find them from people who really really wanna share those shows with you!!! try a show you’ve never heard of before!!! find performers you love and see what shows they’ve done in their past or find shows using songs they perform at cabarets and concerts!!! find and listen to anything that sparks your interest!!! give a listen to complete original new works that aren’t based off of a historical figure or a movie or anything!! try listening to shows that aren’t from broadway!!! there are so many cast albums upon cast albums worth listening to!!!!

please tag a show that you adore that maybe not many people listen to, or doesn’t have a huge fandom, that you’d love more people to try out !!!!

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ok this song is a bop but also that is #notmytybalt

did we really need to add the being in love with his literal cousin aspect 😭😭

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so. um. why am I getting these ads on my tumblr

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Sometimes (every single day) I just think about how we were ROBBED of having long curly hair Carlos.

Like I understand that this specific color would probably burn his hair but I need his curls to be there Tell me, what was the point in NOT using a curly wig???