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DM: Among the bards you see a red Dragonborn female. She has very big… [ pauses to look at notes ]
Me: … Titties?
DM: NO !!! BONGOS !!!
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Why you don't let me DM
For context, there was a dragon.
High elf mage(ooc): “…Can I just tell it to fuck off?”
[whole party laughs]
DM: “Roll for intimidation.”
High elf mage(ooc): [rolls] “NAT FUCKING 20!”
[entire room bursts into laughter]
DM: “Okay, so you- [laughs] -you walk up to the dragon, he’s looking at you like ‘what the fuck’, you just scream ‘FUCK OFF’ as loud as you can- like in the sand guardian vine- and the dragon just falls backwards, knocking over trees, he scrambles to his feet and flies off.”
[Entire room still laughing.]
DM: “Oh, and the rest of the party takes 1 damage from laughing pain.”
Wood elf archer(ooc): “I’M DEAD. THANKS.”
DM, laughing: “I swear I’m nice.”
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إنسانية 🕊️
نزعت الخطاف من فم احد القروش وعند مشاهدة القروش الاخرى لذلك صارت القروش تأتي لنفس المكان لنزع الخطاف من فمها علما ان هذه القروش لا تحب ان يلمسها احد.
هذا في البهاما والغواصة ،خلال الـ 15 سنة الماضية ، أزالت 250 خطاف.
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“the kind of white people white people dont fuck with” lmaoo
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Please respect Toby Fox’s wishes and do not talk about the contents of the program until 1PM GMT/ 9AM ET on November 1st.
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my favorite sfm/ gmod animation thing
when a character turns their head and you hear bones cracking
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how much did blizzard pay to get into ready player one
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Reblog this if you would kiss her too~ 💕 ❤️ 😍😍😘💋💓💖❤️
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Nergigante armor set by KamuiCosplay // kamuicosplay.com
Two people, 3 months of work and 825 spikes in total.
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Fallout Equestria: Remains combines Fallout and My Little Pony to create a surprisingly excellent 2D open world action RPG.
Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows & Browser)
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