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loki no eyebrows in a walnut

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so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies Part The Fourth (Sans and Papyrus) (Undyne and Alphys) (Toriel and Asgore)

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unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

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gay_irl

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kris if they were even COOLER

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I decided to make Mettaton instead of doing homework

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So I’ve never actually watched The Princess Bride with closed captioning. All the copies I own/have owned didn’t come with that option. Well, it’s on Disney+ now, and it DOES have captions. I decided to watch it tonight because apparently half of my coworkers haven’t seen it and that made me sad.

AND WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS APPARENTLY MISSING THINGS-

I now know ALL of Fezzik’s rhymes from the boat.

I know exactly what fighting moves Westly and Inigo were saying in that EPIC fight.

I can understand what Fezzik is saying when they break into the castle (I love Andre the Giant, but his accent is so hard for me to decipher)

AND

Apparently I have missed something in the twenty years I’ve been watching this movie. When Inigo is drunk in the Thieves’ Forest, a member of the Brute Squad comes around the corner of the building after Inigo proclaims this is where [he’ll] stay, that he will not be moved.

“Ho, there!” he says.

Now. I always assumed Inigo just repeated the man’s phrase.

Oh no. The closed captions read as follows:

“I do not budge. Keep your Joder.”

Because he’s a Spaniard, in the movie it is pronounced exactly like “Ho, there.”

THAT. IS. NOT. WHAT. THAT. MEANS.

Joder means fuck in Spanish.

So when the guy comes around the corner, I can only assume Inigo’s sloshed brain just heard him shout “fuck” at him, and THAT is how he responded.

NO ONE I KNOW realized this for nearly FORTY YEARS!!!!!

Closed captioning, y’all. It’s not just because you can’t make out what they’re saying. It’s also for recognizing jokes people were slipping into movies and past censors from before you were born.

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I decided to remember who started my career as an artist..

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you know where to find me and I know where to look

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SONMIC SHADWOW DELTARUNE KTIS SUSIE DELTARUNE SONIC SHADOW SUSOE DELTARUNE KRIS SONIC DELTARUNE SONUC

Yes. even more. sigh

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Soooo... AU MTT lineup?

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hey! so uh i'm going insane here are the sillies

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Old mettaton art, he’s so fun to draw may end up drawing him again

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Scene Mettaton for your scene Mettaton needs

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Scene Mettaton for your scene Mettaton needs

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Scene Mettaton for your scene Mettaton needs

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Scene Mettaton for your scene Mettaton needs