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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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oh PLEASE YES.

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

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I saw something at spirit Halloween tonight

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@whywer this

Ok so the running gag of Eddie losing his shoes was hilarious but why is none talking about how in the final act, when they are running from the xenophage in the lab, Venom grabs a pair of sneakers for Eddie. The fact that he noticed Eddies lack of shoes and in the middle of a life or death battle remembered “oh shit I need to get some foot protection for my husband” is absolutely adorable. Eddie is constantly on Venoms mind. He’s always thinking about him and how to help him and keep him happy.

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maybe the monsters in Monsters Inc. are afraid of teenagers because they know what monsterfuckers are

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So when I was in my piano lesson my instructor was complaining about how it's not socially acceptable for men to carry a purse or bag so I said "I carry a bag tho" and he said "but youre not a guy" and then i just looked him dead in the eyes and said "bet"

...that's how I came out as trans to my piano instructor

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nobody:

Mettaton:

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my bestie having a brain fart and shakyhand™

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Some songs don’t fit the vibe 🎥

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ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

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trick or treat :3

also: you will get the spoils of war

Finally: cheese

CHEESE WIZARD 🫵

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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Girlboss

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Found this on an old post by a seemingly-deleted account and it is my very honest reaction:

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Death by a thousand clones, unless you behave. Don't be a transphobe!