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Craig's gang incorrect quotes

Tweek: guys! Clyde is refusing to use his glasses!

Clyde: Tweek, calm down, i used glasses for a day and i'm fine now! i proof it to you!

Clyde: *points at Craig* Craig

Clyde: *points at Token* Token

Clyde: *points at jimmy* Jimmy

Clyde: *points at cartman* sasquatch

Jimmy: he has a point guys

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Token: who broke the toaster?

Craig: it was Clyde

Tweek: Clyde

Jimmy: it must have been Clyde

Clyde: *tears in his eyes* yOU GUYS PROMISED NOT TO TEEEEEEL-!

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Clyde: i've done a lot of dumb stuff

Tweek: i've witnessed the dumb stuff

Jimmy: and i recorded the dumb stuff

Craig: i joined you in the dumb stuff

Token: and i....tried to stop both of you FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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Token: sometimes i think that i'm the only one in this friend group with a brain cell!

Craig, Clyde, Tweek and Jimmy: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell

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Clyde: Craig, i know you snuck out to see Tweek last night

Craig: if you tell Token or Jimmy, i swear i'll murder you and they'll never find the body

Clyde: you buy me tacos later?

Craig: fucking- FINE!

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Clyde: Craig is okay, calm down

Cartman: HE IS OKAY!? he told me he was going to break my legs! and don't tell me he didn't mean it, because i saw the look he gave me! he fucking meant it!

Clyde: Cartman, Craig threatens everyone. he has threatened me everyday since i was born. he threatens Jimmy every day. he probably threatened Tweek this morning and Tweek is his boyfriend. it's what he does. grow a pair

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Tweek: hey! let's play Kiss Marry Kill!

Tweek: AAA! who would you guys kill first?

*everyone points at Clyde*

Clyde: *tears in his eyes again* fuck you guys!

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Craig: we need more help, wait i will vall my friends

Tweek: .........your what?

Craig: my friends

Token: *looking others* is he seriously saying "friends"?

Jimmy: i think he is being sar-sarcastic!

Clyde: no no no NO! this is delirium!

Token: oh, new word. do you know what it means?

Clyde: ...shut it. anyways, as i was saying..Craig is cracked from being awake the whole night. hey, Craig! all of your friends are in this room!

Craig: i have other friends

Token: stop lying

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Tweek: i don't know. sometimes i just think that Craig and Clyde share the same brain cell

Token: they do. and it's not in use very often

Jimmy: .....and still you are dating them

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Token: oh, guys! before i forget to tell you, me and Clyde are dating!

Jimmy, Tweek, Craig and Clyde: *gasp*

Token: Clyde? WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?!

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Jimmy: how do Craig and Clyde usually get out of these messes?

Tweek: they don't. they just make a bigger mess that cancel the first one out

Token: true. now excuse me, i need to call their lawyer

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Clyde: thank you for the taco date Token! i'm so happy i could kiss you!

Token: uh....neat!

*later*

Token, lying face down on his bed: i said "neat" Craig! who the hell says neat these days? it's not neat to say neat, but i did anyways because i'm fucking stupid

Craig, watching red racer: don't beat yourself up too much Token. everyone gets nervous sometimes

Token: oh, just like you did, when tweek confessed to you and you thanked him?

Craig: shut the fuck up :)

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Tweek: you know, Token gives Clyde flowers everyday. i wish you would do that too

Craig: okay??

*later*

Craig: *gives Clyde flowers* here you go

Clyde: ????

Craig: i don't know, Tweek wanted me to do this