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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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Anybody has that political cartoon of an angry rich man watching TV while his servants are all sneaking peeks at it during their work and smiling? A bunch of googling resulted in nothing.
I believe the original context was Bernie Sanders winning some primaries but I feel like it's even more relevant nowadays.
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
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“Stay single until someone actually complements your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.”
— Unknown
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i luv tumblr bc we all just collectively have good tastes and want to become better versions of ourselves
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