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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

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Fran Drescher as Fran Fine – The Nanny (1993)

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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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Anybody has that political cartoon of an angry rich man watching TV while his servants are all sneaking peeks at it during their work and smiling? A bunch of googling resulted in nothing.

I believe the original context was Bernie Sanders winning some primaries but I feel like it's even more relevant nowadays.

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

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“Stay single until someone actually complements your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.”

— Unknown

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How was your day?

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