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Not Even Ready To Move On
Says my ex...”I’m so far from ready to move on it’s not even funny. I can’t think of loving anyone but you...” Meanwhile on the interwebs, he’s chatting up 3 women and just hit up the pharmacy to grab condoms...you know...just in case.
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Breaking Up Yoga
I got a late night text from my ex...”Thinking about sunrise yoga on the boardwalk...” 8 years with the man, and this is the first time he’s ever mentioned yoga in relation to himself, other than to say that he is afraid of how it could affect his man parts and that his body doesn’t bend that way. Sunrise is also only a time he has ever seen if he is still out partying from the night before...He’s found himself now though, apparently...with a Reiki healing, fire dancing, yoga teaching hippie.
Needless to say, he never made it to yoga...or the boardwalk for that matter. He never made it past her bedroom. But it’s the thought that counts, right? He’s so Zen
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