cynical-machine

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@devastated-business-man sorry I'mposting a few things hi again

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The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder The voices are getting louder

// please don't send stuff like this in this ask box, account admin has bad paranoia and this is triggering to us /srs

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[ Guessing is a fool's errand. You're asking anonymously if I know who you are. What are you tryicng to get at? ] <

it'll be funny if you did!

...

what kind of clue should i expose...huh...

speakers. yeah. that's all :>

[ You're not getting your speaker back. ]

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understandable, have a nice day

— ⬜️🟩

[ Okay? ]

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[ I actually don't mind spiders. They're utility around the house is more secure than other bugs. You'd do better by releasing a cockroach in Soul's room for a prank. ]

Hello harb, you should totally buy a bunch of spiders and release them in minds room

(I don't have to. We get enough of those as it is.)

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[ What the fuck, Chonnathan. ]

Be honest with me, have you ever eaten a tube of chapstick before?

....

IN MY DEFENSE, IT WAS FLAVORED, NOT SCENTED-

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miku dayo~ /i can't send images as anon sorry ;-;/

[ ... Where is her neck? ]

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oh yeah speaker anon asked me to tell you that you should try listening to Grievous Lady by Team Grimoire

also they gave up on trying to get their speaker back

they might come back with more however....

— ⬜️🟩 (you'll never know who I am hehe)

[ I will not be doing that. ]

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i wonder

do you have any opinions on rhythm games perchance

[ Not many, but I do enjoy DDR and similar type dancing games. ]

[ Don't tell anyone else. ]

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hello

guess who >:3

[ Guessing is a fool's errand. You're asking anonymously if I know who you are. What are you trying to get at? ]

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You should totally slowly rearrange the furniture in hearts room so he has no idea where anything is (bonus points if you do it everywhere else as well)

[ ... ]

[ You're on to something. ]

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Opinion on cats? Specifically fat fluffy ones?

[ Cats are alright, though I much prefer mice. ]

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*Throws an ikea shark at him* HAH! GET SHARKED LOSER! *scurrys away*

<The stuffed shark falls the floor unceremoniously>

[ Anyways. ]

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[ Another day, another migraine. This house gets weirder and weirder by the second. ]

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(( quick ooc post as just a reminder that this account, and the hms accs involved, has its own lore and story already planned out. Idk about the other accs, but I would prefer it if you could dm me before introducing a character that you want Whole to recognize! I've put a lot of thought into his backstory/lote/etc. I'd love to work around that mold I've made to give you guys better interactions with him !! ))

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[ I have never been more proud of you. ]

I am whole.

Well, whole 2.0

I have met you're whole and he was a pretty nice guy I guess.

You remind me a lot of memory...

[ Your*.]

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[ It's almost like that's not my problem. ]

hi uhhhh can i have my speaker back since i left it beside the locked door please and thank you

— @speaker-anon

[ No. Get fucked, it's mine now. ]