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and for my next magic trick I will forget to eat all day

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i will b pathetic on my own blog fuck all of u

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the elusive anonymous blogging with the desire to be seen and understood

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every part of living as a person in 2025 feels like fighting a losing battle. and you’re supposed to just get on with it or you’re weird

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01-06-2025, 1 PM

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🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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I can be jealous in ways and about things you couldn't even imagine

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she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

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sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

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i think ive moved beyond yearning into something even more humiliating

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ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth

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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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Btw i’m currently wearing my favorite shirt (freshly laundered) so i don’t even have to kill myself anymore

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anyone else obsessed with taking it too far