cyborgbree

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all of a sudden ive become allergic to all food and everything i eat makes me vomit or nearly shit myself so great times ahead it seems

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lilly rose depp is hari nef for girls who’s julia fox is dakota johnson. she’s basically the paris hilton of the girls who post megan fox.

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bars have been open for two days and my account is already overdrawn

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literally nothing makes me sweat more than listening to a live podcast taping

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there was a time on this website when easy a gifs were currency

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bird watching goes both ways

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this is what plays in my brain from the moment i wake up to the moment i go to sleep

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DANNY CLAYTON

does anyone remember that clip from aus tv ages ago and it’s this surfer guy and then it cuts back to the studio and the interviewer is like “don’t text my girlfriend it’s making her uncomfortable”

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does anyone remember that clip from aus tv ages ago and it’s this surfer guy and then it cuts back to the studio and the interviewer is like “don’t text my girlfriend it’s making her uncomfortable”

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fellas do she ever learn!! of course not

I hate my life I hate being on coke all the time and I hate coming down

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big mood looking up the last club you were in before quarantine and google autofills to ‘clubname death’

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I didn’t see what year the torrent I downloaded was from so I watched this for about five minutes before I realized it was not the julianne moore movie

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no matter how ugly i am at least i will always be hotter than crissy teigen.... thank you lord accept the things you cannot change etc

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alright we’ll I’m going to sleep can’t wait to wake up in four hours and see what I’ve fucked up

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I hate my life I hate being on coke all the time and I hate coming down

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like we havent suffered enough

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Madeline (1998)