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[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. James Acaster says, “You couldn’t hold me upside down.” Greg Davies replies, “Yes, I could.” Jessica Knappett chants, “Hold him upside down! Hold him upside down!” James and Greg stand up from their seats and Greg crosses the stage with his arms held out. James asks, “How are you even doing this?” Greg grabs him around the waist and effortlessly lifts him upside down. The audience cheers and applauds as James dangles and screams. End ID.]
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My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.
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People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature
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freak freak freak freak freak freak freak fucking freak
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Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling
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gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them
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I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse
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