cybersevenn

[cybersevenn]

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Visceral consequences? INTERNAL BONDS IN TURMOIL??? OH IT'S GONNA BE SO GOOD TONIGHT

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...you're welcome?

i accept payment/thanks in tears and blood

the only times i've missed a live cr3 episode were when the threesome happened and when imodna beccame canon

i am currently unsure if i can watch tonights live

so if i miss tonight and any crazy romance shit happens, i want all of you to thank me personally for manifesting it with my absence

what can i say? i live to serve

[cybersevenn]

the only times i've missed a live cr3 episode were when the threesome happened and when imodna beccame canon

i am currently unsure if i can watch tonights live

so if i miss tonight and any crazy romance shit happens, i want all of you to thank me personally for manifesting it with my absence

what can i say? i live to serve

[cybersevenn]

hey mx immorality how many days until imogen is back I know you’re keeping track

I'm actually not keeping track but if I had to randomly guess it might be somewhere around 3 days 14 hours 57 minutes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cybersevenn]

so true bestie,,,,,,

Hey guys guess what?

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Okay what if Imodna reveal happens because they're all settling down to camp one night and Ashton is passing around his "see your proudest/most heroic moment" pipe and Imogen is like "sure I'll try it" assuming it'll be some sick battle move so everyone can remember she's actually a badass sometimes and stop bringing up The Stairs™ and instead a cloud of smoke shows the entire party two freaks making out by a bread market

[cybersevenn]

what?

Hey guys guess what?

[cybersevenn]

Okay what if Imodna reveal happens because they're all settling down to camp one night and Ashton is passing around his "see your proudest/most heroic moment" pipe and Imogen is like "sure I'll try it" assuming it'll be some sick battle move so everyone can remember she's actually a badass sometimes and stop bringing up The Stairs™ and instead a cloud of smoke shows the entire party two freaks making out by a bread market

[cybersevenn]

Thinking about Imogen walking in on Laudna trapped under a dumbbell (like a 10lb dumbbell) and running up to help being like "oh no baby what happened" and Laudna just saying "you kept talking about that librarian's abs so I wanted to get ripped for you. Just absolutely shredded. But it broke my glass noodle arms immediately and now I've been stuck here for 20 minutes and I'm so sorry and-" commence "you're perfect you're so hot I love you" kisses from Imogen. So just. Thinking about that.

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i mostly made this cause of 10/12's critical role episode and the reactions to a spell cast in that episode but i'm just generally curios how many people won't vote for the objectivly best 5e spell, true strike. (this is joke. i make joke on internet.)

also there is no other option cause i went through all of the spells in the game and made a list of 32 that i thought were sexiest eneugh to be on here, but i had to narrow it down to 12, so. the option you would have put in other is something i thought of but LISTEN I HAD TO CUT SOMETHING I'M OKAY I'M SORRY

also also pls assume that these are spells being cast by an ally. if they were being cast by a bad guy, it would be a different list. like, your friend casts death ward on you or casts destructive wave on a bad guy. which of these all are sexiest to witness in your favor

okay i'm done talking now goodbye!!

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ludinus: so-

imogen: LAVA BE UPON YE

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NO MATHEW

ITS NOT THURSDAY

ITS FRIDAY, BECAUSE I LIVE IN MARYLAND YOU FUCK

[cybersevenn]

Okay this is prompted by nothing based on nothing but here's how I think each member of Bells Hells would take to building a LEGO set:

Chetney: Chetney is not participating. He's standing in the corner sulking and reminiscing on "the good old days" in the 1930s when LEGO sold wooden model toys and "why would they CORRUPT their craft and switch to PLASTIC??"

Laudna: Laudna is sorting all the pieces (NOT by color because she's not STUPID and she knows that a part-and-size method would be much more efficient) but then she gets distracted and starts building her own little creatures out of the parts that haven't been used yet

FCG: FCG is completing the set at championship-speed-builder pace (yes this is a real thing that people do with LEGO). They are so so good at it and they are having the best time.

Ashton: You would THINK Ashton is brute forcing pieces together but he's actually SO in the zone right now. Like he's shouting stuff like "goddamnit I can only find 3 of these blue fuckers and I need 4!" but they are really determined.

Orym: Orym is being incredibly methodical about it. He's opening one bag at a time, he's carefully posing all the minifigs as he goes, when he gets to a "build this x2 step" he does the whole process twice in a row vs two things at the same time.

Imogen: Imogen IS brute forcing pieces together. She was into it at the beginning and she was really getting into the swing of it and then she hit one of those tricky "put these parts together" steps and she CANNOT figure out 'why the FUCK they aren't attachin' right' and Laudna is considering telling her it's because she put the hinges on backwards but it's honestly very cute when she gets flustered and determined so maybe she'll keep that to herself for another few minutes

Fearne: Fearne has thrown away the instructions and is insisting she can "just figure it out from the picture on the box"

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Okay anyways delusional headcanon o'clock- ever since they visited Gelvaan and Laudna saw Imogen with Flora she's been secretly trying 100 different craft methods to make her a little horse doll but she doesn't think any of them are good enough for Imogen so she just trashes them and tries something new. Bone horse. Yarn horse. Twig horse. The bottom of the hole is littered with half finished horses.

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Bug of destiny

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finally got around to drawing the new Ashton outfit