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Checking back in on Tumblr after 3429432141 years with a portrait of mine. This place feels so foreign now.
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day 3 without weed
the world is a bleak and colorless place. reality is a social construct that I refuse to bow to. the systems we live by are flawed and are fabricated solely to ensure conformity. nothing we do is real, every action is faulty, the only true form of protest is suicide.
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Here’s a lil cute 3 min video for you white folk on how white privilege is real, and how you can use it for good :)
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pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica
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Today, I fucked up... by trapping a girl in a revolving door
If you’re a polite person, it’s muscle memory to hold the door open for whoever’s behind you.
I was leaving my university library through a revolving door, and I was reading something on my phone. This gorgeous girl was behind me with a coffee in one hand and books in the other.
As I exit out into the open, without even realizing it, I hold my hand back to stop the motion of the door. She walked right into the glass, spilling her coffee all over herself.
I panicked and ran.
I can never go back.
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do u ever see a boy so cute ur like..,,,,damn maybe.. I could tolerate him..,
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http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica
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