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understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go
ah yes, two reptiles

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“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation
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Letterboxd and rate your music are humbling experiences because if something on those sites has a 4 or over there’s a high chance it’s really good. 3-3.5 is also a decent average rating. Like wdym my favorite album ever made doesn’t have 5 stars across the board. And almost nothing has come close to That exact rating
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Finding out people are actually slash gen not taught to Actually Read in school in favor of just looking at the words for half a second and keeping it moving whether you understand it or not is crazy but does explain a lot of things
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
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something polyamorous people don’t always get, particularly polyam people who are not super experienced in poly or are very young, is that in most cases people do actually want and need couple time. not all dates can or should be with the whole triad. much of the time couples do need to have time with just themselves without metamours or any other partners involved. that’s not monogamy or monogamish it’s just like, normal and healthy.
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riso printed my fight club drawing with red blue and yellow :)
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According to all the posts on the internet, this Punk Music seems to be about being a huge pussy online
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from kim addonizio's now we're getting somewhere
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my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
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croikey mate, didja make ya commyoonity based on pyoonitive instincts that have left ya completely unprepared to do the hard work of resisting fascism?
me: shut the fuck up leftist steve irwin and grab a gun
leftist steve irwin: flaming galah these fash are going home in bodybigs
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