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I just think people need to be drawing Samus Aran a lot clockier

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On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

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the male nurse we all deserve

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So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.

Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.

But do y’all see the vision?

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reflection

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the original meme had the cadence of a futurama joke that's my only defense for this

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he's clothed!?

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i had to

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ironic right wing shit will erode your mind without fail. I don't touch that shit

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seeing people on this site getting horny over robots is pretty funny as someone with a degree in them. half of yall are gonna lose fingers (or worse) to pinch points once the first consumer-grade android models roll out in a few decades. you know the memes about how closing the cybertruck's trunk can cut off your finger? imagine that but with an elbow joint. your cybergf is slurping your shit crazy style when she gets a forced firmware update that zeroes all of her servos including the ones controlling her teeth. and none of this shit will be covered under warranty. fuck a safe word, you'll need an e-stop button

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"love every trans woman you meet" means EVERY trans woman not just the cool and funny and hot ones

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Idol Boy

I'm his biggest fan!

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you guys are so scared to steal things you think there must be some consequences or danger in installing a cracked spotify apk. you've lost the youthful optimism of downloading something off limewire and ruining the family computer. take yourself back to that mindset. listen to your inner child and steal things.