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Cats who fighting scary style, more at new years.

season’s greasons

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I love you hungry son.

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

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[🦇 / june 2024 ] FASHIONABLY LATE FOR PRIDE 🌈⚡💖 (he/him)

[ID: a digital drawing of trench (he/him), a golden bat anthro with wild hair, a heart marking on his forehead, red eyes with sharp eyebrows and heavy eyelashes, small black wings on his back. he is dressed in an outfit consisting of a black crop top, a fishnet body suit with openings on the sides, chain choker, heart drip sunglasses, gloves, various other belts and cuffs, distressed black short shorts, fishnet tights, thigh-high striped socks striped in black and the trans flag colors, and ankle high leather boots with colorful buckles. he wears lots of hairpins, stickers and accessories in the colors of various pride flags (bi, trans, and QVP). he sits with his legs kicked up, boots in perspective. the background is a swipe of black against gray, with the colors of the QVP flag sprayed on top. /end ID]

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buying your lame ass boyfriend a box of aphrodisiac chocolates but he doesn't get the drift and eats the whole box in one sitting and dies

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Is this hot if a girl does it?

buying your lame ass boyfriend a box of aphrodisiac chocolates but he doesn't get the drift and eats the whole box in one sitting and dies

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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guy wearing expensive business suit stops outside his office building and, looking distressed, repeats to himself ‘my normal guy slay, my normal guy slay’

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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Breaking Bad Fact #7

They were gonna make Todd gay for real but they got too scared.

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dipping a large body of bread into hot stew and tearing off a chunk with your bared teeth is respectful and good. it shows the Earth we want to be here, and will fight to remain. our ancestors understood

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You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

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Breaking Bad Fact #7

They were gonna make Todd gay for real but they got too scared.

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Is this one supposed to be satirical? bcuz they actually did this

Breaking Bad Fact #7

They were gonna make Todd gay for real but they got too scared.

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Fascinating website

never mind

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lesbian t4t is literally sacred

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>alive

>too stupid for philosophy

>???

>do my best to help people be happy

>sometimes fail

>sometimes be sad

>but sometimes be happy

>die

>be born

>try to be a "good person"

>morality is determined by social actors with their own motivations and access to power

>goodness is merely a shifting social approximation with no precise center or meaning

>still try to be a "good person"

>get punished anyways

>die