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Italian is Russian French

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You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

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died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

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*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

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love using “u” and “you” in the same sentence. variety is the spice of life and boy is it sexy

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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if you hear about a bi woman being in an abusive relationship with a man and your immediate thought is something along the lines of “that’s what you get for dating men lol” i think you honestly should just drop dead

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Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

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here’s a list of misogynistic terms that indicate promiscuity that you can use to lovingly insult your favorite character that aren’t related to sex work lmfao 

slut <— the word that most of you are looking for

broad <— same vindictive power

vamp <— thematically appropriate for halloween season

wench <— funny as fuck to say 

hussy <— also funny as hell. if you were into h*mestuck you may wince when using it

siren <— indicates sheer sex appeal (in ball culture we have a category explicitly for sexual appeal that’s called “sex siren”!)

flirt <— what it says on the tin

minx <—- another absolute classic. makes you sound classy

coquette <— french. confuses your mutuals and makes them look it up. great conversation starter

floozy <— this one will have your mutuals howling as they point out that you just used a word that sounds like it’s from the 20s 

this is okay to reblog. for the love of god stop throwing the word ‘whore’ around so easily if you’re not or have never been a sex worker!! lmfao !!!!!

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happy Thursday the 20th