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Animal-a late rant

Animal was such a disappointing and abysmal movie from Ranbir Kapoor who was a talented actor and one of the only actors in hindi cinema I thought was incapable of picking dog shit scripts.How do you go from doing medicore movies like Yeh Jawaani Hai Dewani to an absolute dogwater movie like Animal. What was this movie even about? What was the point? Half of the movie consisted of Ranbir’s character screaming “papa”. If Sandeep Reddy has some deep rooted daddy issues he needs to sort them out in therapy and not make a 3 hour movie to torture us with. This was so bad that it made no sense, every 5 seconds Ranbir had some monologue where he would go on about being an alpha or a sigma, I could not take this seriously.. who unironically calls themselves an alpha??? At some point I was genuinely considering whether this was satire or not, unfortunately it wasn’t. The fact it made cores in India is so concerning, I’m fully convinced the indian audience is brain dead and indian cinema is a piling shit of mess. This “movie” was so ass I wanted to pluck my eyeballs out and rupture my eardrums.