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If you notice me reblogging

a repost

stolen art

false information

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please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

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Paul's the type of guy to eat completely unseasoned food. He's the type of guy who gets seasick, carsick, homesick, every kind of sick. He's the type of guy who tried to get into fishing but backed out of it because he doesn't like touching worms. He's the type of guy to wear gloves when he washes the dishes. He's the type of guy to routinely floss and use mouthwash every morning and evening. Speaking of, he's the type of guy who has a completely set routine he absolutely has to stick to otherwise his whole day is ruined. He's the type of guy who refuses to change his order anywhere because he's afraid if he tries something new he won't like it and his money will go to waste. He's the type of guy to have a piggy bank that's been passed down his family for years that has a name like 'Sir Piggington' and he so badly wants to get rid of it but can't bring himself to do it. He's the type of guy who sees buskers on the street and walks the other way so he doesn't have to give them money. He's the type of guy who kills every spider he sees no matter what. He's the type of guy who just has to bring up that he hates bugs whenever bugs become a conversation topic. He's the type of guy to get a pet and call it 'Mop'. He's the type of guy who says he'll watch something when it's recommended to him but then he never does. He's the type of guy who's only watched 2 movies in his entire life. He's the type of guy who says 'ok' after somebody sends him a massive text message. He's the type of guy you say 'you can come if you want' to when you plan a trip. He's the type of guy who will burn to a crisp if he doesn't wear sunscreen in the mildest heat. He's also the type of guy who will freeze to death if he doesn't wear a sweater or a scarf in the mildest cold. He's the type of guy to make excuses about why he couldn't reach a deadline because he refuses to be seen as a slacker. He's the type of guy who is visibly disgusted at the sight of slacking and panics whenever he feels like he's procrastinating something. He's the type of guy who doesn't like musicals.

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Here’s my take on Max Jägerman - he is NOT the progressive bully that asks Pete’s pronouns before beating the shit out of him, what he IS is a dumbass.

For example he’ll overhear Caitlyn (Cool Kid™️ so he respects her) talking to Kyle about taking her estrogen and assume it’s a drug and ask for a hit. Kyle and Caitlyn, confused, explain that it’s a hormone girls devolop that guys don’t have to the same level, and Caitlyn obviously has less so takes supplemental doses. Max thinks this means Caitlyn has a medical condition and is like “Oh my god dude I’m so sorry you’re sick? Do you like go to the hospital? Nah I’m not trying to take anyone’s meds my bad bro,” and Caitlyn is too dumbfounded and also entertained to correct him.

Later, in the case that he does not fall and die, Max eventually apologizes to Richie for all the times he punched him in the balls. Richie goes “it’s chill - besides, I don’t even have balls, so it didn’t even hurt as much as you though”. Max is MORTIFIED with sympathy “You don’t have balls?? Oh my god dude how come?” Ruth without a beat says he lost them in a tragic accident many years ago and Max fully believes her. Richie goes along for the bit.

Even further along the line, Max asks about the trans flag on Richie’s bag and Richie explains it’s for people who were born the wrong gender and want to change. Max goes “Wait dude you want to be a girl? Shittt why didn’t you tell me?! Do you have a new name or something like that? Like…Richietta?”

The real progressive bullies, obviously, are pre-Max’s death Kyle and Jason, who apologize before beating someone up and then defend their pronouns in the same breath.

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Each of the lords little moments!

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Hi lovely friends on tumblr! 🎄╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ I hope you had some very lovely holidays!

I am unfortunately sick, but I got the time to finish this piece (FINALLY!!!) So glad to be back on StarKid tumblr 🥺🙌🏻🐛🙂‍↕️

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I LIKE NPMD!

AND YES MAX IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER,I´M BASIC BUT IM FREE!

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the guy who didnt like musicals and co

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day 194 - sixteen habits that make you poor

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the sillies (ref under cut)

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do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

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someone asked me to draw wiggly

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I made a Wilbur edit heh, I thought it fit well and I posted it on my tiktok!! which is right here https://www.tiktok.com/@rarazzioli?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

Hate this guy aha ha haaa (I'm fixating helpme save me SOS)

Also Ignore how I mispely my username I didn't realize that till now kms

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happy 6th birthday tgwdlm you mean everything to me

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NOO RICHIE

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Paulkins moment!! 🫵

[pt: Paulkins moment!! /end pt]

(Guys i love them,,,)

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I DO NOT SEE ENOUGH ROSE APPRECIATION!!!!

WHERES THE LOVE FOR MY ROCK GIRL????!!!?!?????!???