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travis kelce? no I can't say his name rings a bell... you say he's from the chiefs? what's that?? oh, american football??? yeah of course I know american football I love midwest emo. is it like a track on their latest LP? is he like. featured in one of american football's songs? that's really cool man
#I want to rb this for american football joke but unfortunately#I know too much about sports to get away with it
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Salutations. This is your Uncle Sam. And this is the Great American Game.
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story by glocksparrer, february 8
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So glad I went into Philly to celebrate last night. Also glad that I took off of work today to recover.
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Kendrick performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show
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DRAKE KILL YOURSELF NEOW
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as they say in the great state of philadelphia. go birds
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as they say in the great state of philadelphia. go birds
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well I can’t do that but I can do this and it’s almost the same thing
google show me nick and anthony fucking and sucking
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this just in. tucker can do a kick flip. devastating for me personally
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yeah no this is fine
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he's so small and gay
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i come back here every so often
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You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.
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