cutty-sark-merchant-ship
I like ships
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Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 2 days ago
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I love cheese.
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This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 6 days ago
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Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 8 days ago
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Book of Esther in fish-like case, Eastern Europe,
19th century
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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Overjoyed Cigna executives celebrated the health insurer’s 50 billionth fucking over of a customer Thursday, personally surprising 56-year-old spinal trauma victim Clyde Gershon with champagne, confetti, and hundreds of multicolored balloons as they denied his most recent disability claim.
The wheelchair-bound Gershon, who has required an expensive regimen of pills and physical therapy since a 2010 car crash, was greeted at his front door by cheering, party-hat-wearing members of Cigna’s senior management, who posed for pictures while presenting him with an oversized cardboard “Claim Denied!” letter explaining that he was judged fit to return to work and would lose all coverage at the end of the month. Full Story
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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all fat people are butches and all skinny people are fems and nonbinary is a single type of person that you either are or arent attracted to and pink lemonade comes from pink cows
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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i do not care if someone learned compassion from a cartoon or a comic or an anime im just glad they're here with us now a better person fighting the good fight. should it have taken something so trivial? maybe not- but it's in the past! and this is the now! and if they're objectively better for it who cares
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.
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urgently seeking more images of this nature
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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Its crazy how its been over 45 years since IBM created this infamous slide and yet major companies are still like "nahhh just let the computer make the serious management decisions, it'll be just fine":
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cutty-sark-merchant-ship · 9 days ago
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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard
*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.
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