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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

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This is how I win. *loses*

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) S02E11 | The One with the Lesbian Wedding

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up the spurs 🤍

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Friends (1994 - 2004) I 7.21 - The One With the Vows

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once

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Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

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i should not be trusted with the ability to fantasize

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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.