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*Jason in the back of a police car.*

Jason: Light's green, you can go!

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The Batkids in the den doing impressions of their biological parents because ... bored.

Jason: *chugging a bottle of beer* There are only two meals that matter in this life. Pasta and cheese, and beer.

Jason: *Folds arms* The only things worth knowing on this planet can be learned from Star Trek.

Jason: *Vaguely gestures at a bookshelf* Here is my display of automobile manuals. I don't own any of these cars. I just want to be prepared in case I own a 69 Chevy and the trailer drops out on it.

Jason: Cat! Today is supposed to be meatloaf day and I see before me spaghetti. Why are we having spaghetti on meatloaf day?

Jason: *slams den door* Cat! They changed the layout at the store, and I'm very upset about it! No, I didn't get the groceries because they changed the layout!

Tim: *blinks* I'm going to tell him.

Dick: Don't you dare!!

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Kidnapper: Batman, I have the Red Hood.

Bruce: Okay?

Kidnapper: I want 6 million dollars.

Bruce: For a grown man? Not going to happen.

Kidnapper: What? Hold up. He's your son?

Bruce: If my son got kidnapped, it was definitely by choice. He's had some stuff going on, was probably a little stressed, and most likely wanted some vacation time.

Kidnapper: Wait, your son gets kidnapped for a vacation?

Bruce: I'm just trying to let you know. He probably just wanted a little time out, so I don't think Hood wants me to come to rescue him. He would probably be mad if I even tried.

Kidnapper: So, you're not paying me the money?

Bruce: I'm just saying you can keep him for the time being.

Kidnapper: What?

Batman: When Hood's ready to come home, he'll make that decision.

Kidnapper: No, this isn't how this works! Come get your son!

Batman: Nope, not going to happen. I've got other kids to deal with. So, um, tell the Red Hood that I love him, I understand what he's doing, and that I'll see him in a few weeks.

Kidnapper: What? No! No, don't you..

*Bruce hangs up*

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Sooo, I was meant to be working on Whumptober prompts? This happened instead?? Still so much whump though...

Bruce never makes mistakes. However, trying to herd his unruly children home after patrol is not for the weak and is more than a little stressful. Then, Bruce makes mistakes. This time, his unhappy little accident plummets Jason headfirst into his past. Struggling with the revelation, Jason is consumed by the fear of inheriting his biological father's tumultuous legacy, which intensifies his turmoil. As Bruce and Jason confront their intertwined fates, they must navigate the fraught waters of responsibility, fear, the burdens of familial ties, and the daunting prospect of breaking generational cycles.

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SOOOoo I finished my 3rd fic for @sicktember 2024 😁

Willis tries his best but I admit the caregiving is subpar ... at best!

'Willis Todd never planned to be a parent.

Hungover, Willis is less than impressed when he gets a call from the school telling him to pick his son up. Not only is he sick, but his teachers can't manage him again.

Jason got up alone and went to school with mononucleosis without either of his parents even knowing he was sick.

Complications arise as Willis has to work tonight, Catherine is in bed, and the rent is due tomorrow.

Willis can't lose this job, so there is only one thing for it ... take a sick Jason out with him and his friend Lewis and pray that everything will be fine.

Things didn't go well the last time Willis took Jason on a job. This time, he has a contingency plan: Put Jason in the trunk of the car!

What could possibly go wrong??'

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Reasons the Batkids have given for not getting it documented ... this week

Fear toxin goes away on it's own. 2. Ain't got time for that. 3. My mama didn't raise no ... 4. My fit bit says I'm good. 5. Didn't want to be told to drink more water. 6. I don't like needles. 7. Web MD says I'm dead anyway. 8. Last time y'all got mad because I took all the meds at once. 9. Don't want to miss out on patrol. 10. I thought tetanus was made up. 11. I wanted it to scar so I'd look bad ass! 12. Because then I'd have to explain HOW it happened. 13. I was only unconscious for a few mins,no big deal. 14. I'll come in when I flatline. 15. I'm invincible.

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coffee tim is OUT, energy drink tim is IN

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Finally, after 2 days with no car or headphones ... lets gooo Sicktember 2024!!

“So, how’s things, Roy?” Oliver asked, following the boy into the living room. His brow creased when Roy sniffed and wiped at his nose.

“I’m sick. So y’know, living the dream.” Roy mumbled, too caught up in wrapping the blanket tighter around himself to try and stave off the chills to notice Oliver’s expression darkened with concern.

“Sick?” Oliver repeated slowly, and Roy nodded with a sniff.

“Uh-huh. Can’t you tell?”

Roy has fallen off the vigilante circuit and has seemed more isolative.

Deciding enough is enough. Bruce and Oliver decide to hold an intervention, believing Roy to have relapsed... it doesn't go well.

Roy has actually caught a cold off Jason, who is now living with him.

A freshly absconded Jason that Roy and Dick are now frantically hiding the evidence of from two furious father figures.

What could possibly go wrong?

Day one: I'm Not Hungover, I'm Just Sick

Day Twn: The Sniffles

@sicktember

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Bruce: *stirring his coffee with racoon eyes*

I have been tired for 15 years.

Dick: That's how long you've had me for!

Bruce:...

Bruce: Weird.

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These are fantastic! Check them out 🥰🤩

6/9 - Jason Todd tarot card designs for Complete Candor by @vexfulfolly as part of the @batfam-big-bang

Read the fic here!

Other cards:

1-Babs 2-Cass 3-Bruce 4-Tim 5-Damian 6-Jason 7-Duke 8-Steph 9-Dick

Image IDs

Image 1:

A design of "The Devil" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "THE DEVIL". A symbol of a gravestone is visible behind the numeral "XV".

A young Jason Todd in his Robin uniform tugs at a thick chain around his neck that comes down from the top of the frame. Matching shackles are around his wrists and he is buried up to his waist in dirt. His head is tilted up towards the chain. There is blood on his hands, arms, chest, and dripping down the right side of his face as well as from his nose.

Image 2:

A design of "The Devil" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "THE DEVIL" upside-down. A symbol of a flame is visible behind the numeral "XV".

Jason Todd faces forward, filling most of the frame. He is in his Red Hood uniform and has narrowed pupil-less white eyes. He is holding the end of a thick chain in his right fist. Flames fill the background and bathe him in an orange light. The entire card is upside-down.

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OMG!! I am seriously lost for words to describe how much I LOVE this!! Thank you so much!

Here is another piece of art for @batfam-big-bang

This time it’s for the story made by the amazing @cuthwyn this story? AMAZING! I mean, seriously all of the stories are, but like, come on who could say no to some Jason angst? XD

[Start ID: Harley Quinn and Jason Todd are sitting on a bed back to back. The sheets and pillows are strewn about. Both have bruises, Jason has a cast on his right arm and Harley has a cast on her right leg. Harley is looking back at Jason slightly where he is looking up at the projector light on the wall and ceiling (ceiling not visible). From what can be seen of the projector light it is purple, blue, pink, and white with some stars in it. End ID.]

Link to the story:

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SSSoooooo excited to share this one!!

I've been radio silent because I've been participating in @batfam-big-bang 2024!

Huge thank you to @skarmoree and @artist1113

Jason had a tradition on the anniversary of his death. Isolate, stop taking his medication, get drunk, start a fight with Batman and generally be a danger to himself and others. This year, Jason was determined not to let that happen.

However, as the saying goes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Jason intended to ask Bruce about his death. Bruce intended to answer his questions. However, having this conversation with Jason in crisis and Bruce providing alcohol ends about as well as the first time they attempted it.

What Jason did not intend to do was almost run over Harley Quinn during his escape attempt. Jason isn’t overly sure if he kidnapped Harley and took her home with him.

Neither is he entirely convinced this isn’t yet another awful idea.

Harley was the Joker’s psychiatrist, so maybe she has the answers he's looking for.

His burning question … why is the Joker still alive?

Will Jason have a good anniversary? Well, if Harley has anything to say about it …

Jason and Bruce are absolutely not prepared for Harley Quinn’s interventions.

Or, in other words: Reasons why Harley Quinn regrets her career in psychiatry that doesn’t involve the Joker. Volume one.

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My first piece for the @batfam-big-bang! This was such a fun piece to collab on, I highly recommend you guys read the fic by @acediscowlng

One year ago, Nightwing beat the Joker to death and died thirty-five days later. Now, Jason Todd is in Bludhaven with a debt that can’t be repaid and a legacy he can’t bear to abandon. Little does he know there’s already a vigilante in the city trying to carry on Nightwing’s good work.

Read it here

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Dick: Hey Jason, why’re you always carrying a backpack?

Jason: I’m not trusted with duffle bags anymore.

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dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay

jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired

dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?

jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected

dick: oh my god

jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt

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GCPD: So, where are you going tonight, sir?

Jason:....

Jason: Well, once you figure out who I am? I'm gonna be going with you.

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Things Bruce Wayne has said to his feral children within the first 24 hours of a family vacation -

"If you guys really think I won't go out for milk in another state keep trying me!"

"Not a single double-digit IQ between any of you is there?"

"Stop worrying about turning on that IPad and start turning on that brain of yours!"

"You guys really know how to take something that should be fun and relaxing and make it ... not that."

"I worry about every single one of you!"

"Does anyone know if Arkham has any free beds? No. Not for you, for me. Not everything is about you!"

"Where's the bourbon?"