cuthian

[cuthian]

Chapters: 7/20 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt, Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jack Danvers/Keeley Jones, Keeley Jones/Original Female Character(s), Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent (past) Characters: Keeley Jones, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso), Dr. O'Sullivan | Roy Kent's Sister, Phoebe (Ted Lasso), Sam Obisanya, Rebecca Welton, Flo "Sassy" Collins, All of the Greyhound Lads, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Zava (Ted Lasso) Additional Tags: RoyJamie is Endgame, just so everyone is clear, They're just taking their sweet time getting there, Fluff and Angst, Bisexual Jamie Tartt, Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug, Bisexual Keeley Jones, Minor Keeley Jones/Roy Kent, Minor Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jamie and Keeley have an Oopsie, Pregnancy, Season 3 AU, Jamie and Keeley are having a baby, Although, only sort of, Discussion of Abortion, Discussion of Adoption, Discussion of giving up Parental Rights, Choosing to be Childfree, Keeley Jones Does Not Want to be a Mum, Jamie Does Want to be a Dad, Freak4Freak Jamie Tartt/Roy kent, they're in love, They're just REALLY dumb too, Parent Jamie Tartt, eventually, I probably forgot some stuff, Tags will be updated, Amsterdam, Discussions of Amsterdam, And everything it meant for Jamie, Jamie Tartt-centric, Jamie-isms in the text, beta'd and (mostly) britpicked, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Idiots in Love Summary:

“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”

Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”

He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.

He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."

He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.

—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.

...Are there?

 —JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.

Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).

[cuthian]

Excerpts from Alex and Henry's emails

+ Bonus:

[cuthian]

this book immediately scores higher in my mind

[cuthian]

So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

And all I can think of is this iconic post

[cuthian]

"The problem is people don't read classics anymore"

No I think the problem is people don't read WIDELY. The ONLY ya and/or fantasy romance crowd is just as insufferable as the ONLY classics crowd or the ONLY litfic crowd or the ONLY nonfiction crowd and vice versa.

You gotta get some variety in there my guys

[cuthian]

Chapters: 6/20 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt, Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jack Danvers/Keeley Jones, Keeley Jones/Original Female Character(s), Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent (past) Characters: Keeley Jones, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso), Dr. O'Sullivan | Roy Kent's Sister, Phoebe (Ted Lasso), Sam Obisanya, Rebecca Welton, Flo "Sassy" Collins, All of the Greyhound Lads, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Zava (Ted Lasso) Additional Tags: RoyJamie is Endgame, just so everyone is clear, They're just taking their sweet time getting there, Fluff and Angst, Bisexual Jamie Tartt, Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug, Bisexual Keeley Jones, Minor Keeley Jones/Roy Kent, Minor Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jamie and Keeley have an Oopsie, Pregnancy, Season 3 AU, Jamie and Keeley are having a baby, Although, only sort of, Discussion of Abortion, Discussion of Adoption, Discussion of giving up Parental Rights, Choosing to be Childfree, Keeley Jones Does Not Want to be a Mum, Jamie Does Want to be a Dad, Freak4Freak Jamie Tartt/Roy kent, they're in love, They're just REALLY dumb too, Parent Jamie Tartt, eventually, I probably forgot some stuff, Tags will be updated, Amsterdam, Discussions of Amsterdam, And everything it meant for Jamie, Jamie Tartt-centric, Jamie-isms in the text, beta'd and (mostly) britpicked, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Idiots in Love Summary:

“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”

Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”

He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.

He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."

He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.

—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.

...Are there?

 —JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.

Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).

[cuthian]

Chapters: 5/20 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt, Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jack Danvers/Keeley Jones, Keeley Jones/Original Female Character(s), Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent (past) Characters: Keeley Jones, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso), Dr. O'Sullivan | Roy Kent's Sister, Phoebe (Ted Lasso), Sam Obisanya, Rebecca Welton, Flo "Sassy" Collins, All of the Greyhound Lads, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Zava (Ted Lasso) Additional Tags: RoyJamie is Endgame, just so everyone is clear, They're just taking their sweet time getting there, Fluff and Angst, Bisexual Jamie Tartt, Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug, Bisexual Keeley Jones, Minor Keeley Jones/Roy Kent, Minor Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jamie and Keeley have an Oopsie, Pregnancy, Season 3 AU, Jamie and Keeley are having a baby, Although, only sort of, Discussion of Abortion, Discussion of Adoption, Discussion of giving up Parental Rights, Choosing to be Childfree, Keeley Jones Does Not Want to be a Mum, Jamie Does Want to be a Dad, Freak4Freak Jamie Tartt/Roy kent, they're in love, They're just REALLY dumb too, Parent Jamie Tartt, eventually, I probably forgot some stuff, Tags will be updated, Amsterdam, Discussions of Amsterdam, And everything it meant for Jamie, Jamie Tartt-centric, Jamie-isms in the text, beta'd and (mostly) britpicked, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Idiots in Love Summary:

“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”

Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”

He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.

He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."

He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.

—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.

...Are there?

 —JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.

Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).

[cuthian]

Chapters: 4/20 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt, Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jack Danvers/Keeley Jones, Keeley Jones/Original Female Character(s), Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent (past) Characters: Keeley Jones, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso), Dr. O'Sullivan | Roy Kent's Sister, Phoebe (Ted Lasso), Sam Obisanya, Rebecca Welton, Flo "Sassy" Collins, All of the Greyhound Lads, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Zava (Ted Lasso) Additional Tags: RoyJamie is Endgame, just so everyone is clear, They're just taking their sweet time getting there, Fluff and Angst, Bisexual Jamie Tartt, Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug, Bisexual Keeley Jones, Minor Keeley Jones/Roy Kent, Minor Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jamie and Keeley have an Oopsie, Pregnancy, Season 3 AU, Jamie and Keeley are having a baby, Although, only sort of, Discussion of Abortion, Discussion of Adoption, Discussion of giving up Parental Rights, Choosing to be Childfree, Keeley Jones Does Not Want to be a Mum, Jamie Does Want to be a Dad, Freak4Freak Jamie Tartt/Roy kent, they're in love, They're just REALLY dumb too, Parent Jamie Tartt, eventually, I probably forgot some stuff, Tags will be updated, Amsterdam, Discussions of Amsterdam, And everything it meant for Jamie, Jamie Tartt-centric, Jamie-isms in the text, beta'd and (mostly) britpicked, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Idiots in Love Summary:

“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”

Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”

He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.

He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."

He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.

—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.

...Are there?

 —JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.

Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).

[cuthian]

Chapters: 3/20 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt, Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jack Danvers/Keeley Jones, Keeley Jones/Original Female Character(s), Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent (past) Characters: Keeley Jones, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso), Dr. O'Sullivan | Roy Kent's Sister, Phoebe (Ted Lasso), Sam Obisanya, Rebecca Welton, Flo "Sassy" Collins, All of the Greyhound Lads, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Zava (Ted Lasso) Additional Tags: RoyJamie is Endgame, just so everyone is clear, They're just taking their sweet time getting there, Fluff and Angst, Bisexual Jamie Tartt, Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug, Bisexual Keeley Jones, Minor Keeley Jones/Roy Kent, Minor Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jamie and Keeley have an Oopsie, Pregnancy, Season 3 AU, Jamie and Keeley are having a baby, Although, only sort of, Discussion of Abortion, Discussion of Adoption, Discussion of giving up Parental Rights, Choosing to be Childfree, Keeley Jones Does Not Want to be a Mum, Jamie Does Want to be a Dad, Freak4Freak Jamie Tartt/Roy kent, they're in love, They're just REALLY dumb too, Parent Jamie Tartt, eventually, I probably forgot some stuff, Tags will be updated, Amsterdam, Discussions of Amsterdam, And everything it meant for Jamie, Jamie Tartt-centric, Jamie-isms in the text, beta'd and (mostly) britpicked, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Idiots in Love Summary:

“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”

Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”

He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.

He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."

He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.

—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.

...Are there?

 —JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.

Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).

[cuthian]

Chapters: 2/20 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt, Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jack Danvers/Keeley Jones, Keeley Jones/Original Female Character(s), Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent (past) Characters: Keeley Jones, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso), Dr. O'Sullivan | Roy Kent's Sister, Phoebe (Ted Lasso), Sam Obisanya, Rebecca Welton, Flo "Sassy" Collins, All of the Greyhound Lads, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Zava (Ted Lasso) Additional Tags: RoyJamie is Endgame, just so everyone is clear, They're just taking their sweet time getting there, Fluff and Angst, Bisexual Jamie Tartt, Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug, Bisexual Keeley Jones, Minor Keeley Jones/Roy Kent, Minor Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jamie and Keeley have an Oopsie, Pregnancy, Season 3 AU, Jamie and Keeley are having a baby, Although, only sort of, Discussion of Abortion, Discussion of Adoption, Discussion of giving up Parental Rights, Choosing to be Childfree, Keeley Jones Does Not Want to be a Mum, Jamie Does Want to be a Dad, Freak4Freak Jamie Tartt/Roy kent, they're in love, They're just REALLY dumb too, Parent Jamie Tartt, eventually, I probably forgot some stuff, Tags will be updated, Amsterdam, Discussions of Amsterdam, And everything it meant for Jamie, Jamie Tartt-centric, Jamie-isms in the text, beta'd and (mostly) britpicked, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Idiots in Love Summary:

“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”

Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”

He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.

He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."

He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.

—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.

...Are there?

 —JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.

Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).

[cuthian]

TED LASSO 2.06 — The Signal

[cuthian]

Chapters: 1/20 Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Jamie Tartt, Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jack Danvers/Keeley Jones, Keeley Jones/Original Female Character(s), Keeley Jones & Rebecca Welton, Keeley Jones & Jamie Tartt, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent (past) Characters: Keeley Jones, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Dani Rojas (Ted Lasso), Dr. O'Sullivan | Roy Kent's Sister, Phoebe (Ted Lasso), Sam Obisanya, Rebecca Welton, Flo "Sassy" Collins, All of the Greyhound Lads, Ted Lasso, Coach Beard (Ted Lasso), Zava (Ted Lasso) Additional Tags: RoyJamie is Endgame, just so everyone is clear, They're just taking their sweet time getting there, Fluff and Angst, Bisexual Jamie Tartt, Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug, Bisexual Keeley Jones, Minor Keeley Jones/Roy Kent, Minor Dani Rojas/Jamie Tartt, Jamie and Keeley have an Oopsie, Pregnancy, Season 3 AU, Jamie and Keeley are having a baby, Although, only sort of, Discussion of Abortion, Discussion of Adoption, Discussion of giving up Parental Rights, Choosing to be Childfree, Keeley Jones Does Not Want to be a Mum, Jamie Does Want to be a Dad, Freak4Freak Jamie Tartt/Roy kent, they're in love, They're just REALLY dumb too, Parent Jamie Tartt, eventually, I probably forgot some stuff, Tags will be updated, Amsterdam, Discussions of Amsterdam, And everything it meant for Jamie, Jamie Tartt-centric, Jamie-isms in the text, beta'd and (mostly) britpicked, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Idiots in Love Summary:

“You were quiet this weekend,” Dani said casually, sipping his coffee, not looking at him. “Too busy for your poor friends, huh?”

Jamie tried not to flinch. “Yeah, erm. Told you. I met someone at the club. Just… didn’t wanna leave that bubble, y’know?”

He kept his eyes on the table, irrationally afraid that Dani would somehow be able to read it off his face, that he’d take one look at Jamie and know.

He should've just said it. Should’ve just mentioned it outright in the car, like, "Hey, by the way, remember that girl I went home with? Yeah, it was Keeley."

He couldn't though. Even if Dani didn’t outright say it was a bad idea to do this again, Jamie’d see it in his face, and he couldn't stand that.

—Jamie and Keeley have a summer fling. It's fine. It doesn't work out. There's no consequences.

...Are there?

 —JamieKeeley have a summer fling and end up pregnant. It changes everything, and nothing, at the same time.

Season 3 AU where Jamie and Keeley have a baby and RoyJamie still end up falling in love (and Freak4Freak'ing).

[cuthian]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[cuthian]

Ted Lasso + Star Wars references

[cuthian]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[cuthian]

[cuthian]