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She answers his question. He asks her if she’ll ever fall inlove with him. It’s an insult to her. Oh, if you ask this, then can you remove the tree where you carved our bed? No you can’t. You can never do that, unless you took a knife and carved it out of its hold. Then why do you ask me such a stupid question? Can you tell I’m going insane with this song????

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She answers his question. He asks her if she’ll ever fall inlove with him. It’s an insult to her. Oh, if you ask this, then can you remove the tree where you carved our bed? No you can’t. You can never do that, unless you took a knife and carved it out of its hold. Then why do you ask me such a stupid question? Can you tell I’m going insane with this song????

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The contrast of Athena and Odysseus now compared to when they met 😭😭 Athena’s dreaming of a kinder world and Odysseus is like, “it doesn’t exist now and if it ever does, it’s beyond my years and I’ll never see it.”

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A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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also my tier list that is subject to change order around every 30 seconds or so

now just waiting patiently for the Ithaca saga to be added, but Would You Still Fall In Love With Me Again and I Can’t Help But Wonder are definitely top row somewhere. not sure about the others though

they��re all so good it’s so hard to order them 😭

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FINISHED WATCHIBG THE EPIC PREMIER

SOBBING BAWLING MY EYES OUT

AND GIGI HOLY SHIT

THE HUG BETWEEN TELEMACHUS AND ODYSSEUS 😭<33333

AND RHE LAST SONG I JUST AAAAAAASKDHDBNSGHS

THE END OF EPIC

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WE CRYING RIGHT??? RIGHT?? WE CRYING?? ANYONE??

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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one thing i love about tumblr is that u become friends with people without even knowing their name/their face/their voice...........like....i love u because of your dumb little thoughts thank u for existing

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imagine a tumblr dash for zombies during the apocalypse. zomblr.

#nico rambles #zomblr

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🥩 meatloverz Follow

fresh brains r so hard to come by today bro :(

🌫️ runrunrun Follow

brains? in this economy?

#i phrase like a joke but really #living humans are starting to run out fast

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Anon says they personally try to lunge to the face just to instill fear for their own amusement, but upon telling others as such they were told that´s “too extreme” and that they should “just focus on eating people”. Thus, anon wants to know where people like trying to bite others.

#poll #polls #tumblr polls #bite #biting #infections #infect #submitted poll ideas #pollstovote

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🌼 sunnydaisy Follow

I now understand how spiders georg likely felt omg

#the hunger the HUNGER #sorry moots I need to rebrand soon #sunny says

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🚷 wander-n-pick Follow

Funniest fucking shit happened today. I distracted a survivor trying to bash my head open by telling them the tumblr code aND THE FUCKER FROZE AND SLOWLY RESPONDED BACK. CORRECTLY. IT WORKED. IF I WASNT AS HUNGRY AS I WAS THEN I WOULDVE DIED AGAIN LAUGHINH

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YOU.

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oh my god

#HEY IM SORRY MAN #WELCOME I GUESS #should´ve known you´d come across this post sooner or later with how popular it got #holy shit

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imagine a tumblr dash for zombies during the apocalypse. zomblr.

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hi so apparently this is a thing, fell down the rabbit hole of this place, then got attacked irl while distracted scrolling help

#nico rambles #zomblr #how do I tag #am a idiot

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“stop don´t hurt me” “I don´t want to get eaten” like it´s my fault you taste so delicious

#txt #5k #10k

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Kind of sad yet ironic I haven´t felt so alive in years actually

#vent post

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horrid hunger plaguing my psyche, I must find a little treat to fix this posthaste

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hopital (:<

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🐉 scabbingscars Follow

my toxic trait is thinking this song´s story now has a real chance happening to me

#I want to believe in romanceee! #still don´t want the relationship part but fuck something else pls #I´m so bored cornering and killing screaming people now

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yay yahoo brains and blood and love for all 🥰

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people are literally loosing their lives and you make this type of post? disgusting.

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no ohno spooky brains and evil blood and sad for all 😰

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There’s something to be said, that even after twenty years, Penelope looks out the window, sees a storm, and says, ah yes, that must be my darling husband, pissing off the gods.

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phthian yaoi gen 1 meets phthian yaoi gen 2

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Epic Watch Party without context part 7:

That brings us to the end of the previous albums. Ithaca Saga will come out later tonight.