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11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)
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“She cared almost too much for flowers.”
— Virginia Woolf, from The Complete Works; “Mrs Dalloway,” c. 1925
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“Some humans are really bad at being human.”
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Well it shouldnt be this way

Back in my day we just destroyed the environment for the hell of it!
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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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of course he gets sexualized immediately after he comes out. yall are freaks
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😂😂😂
my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.
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I am a Libra and thats why i squirm when my fiance looks at me.
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I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.
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I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now
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“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”
“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

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yall hoes remember zayn? neither do the charts
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Pan but i am a supporter tooo
Idk what I’m supposed to title this.
I just found this and thought it was cool

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