noah - they/them - 20 - queer - trc, osemanverse and more - currently obsessed with werewolf media - formerly a-tiny-sloth
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You may have heard that giraffe and their closest cousins, the okapi, can lick their own eyeballs.
Both species have got super long tongues and this makes sense in theory but... sometimes you have to see it how it actually works to believe it's a real behavior.
There's no grace involved. It's nothing like the ethereal, fae-like aesthetic these guys have most of the time. They just yeet their tongue backwards out of their mouth and bounce it off their face, repeatedly. It cracks me up every time I see it.
This is Sekele, at the Denver Zoo. Enjoy.
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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours
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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer
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you might like the same character as me but i like them in a far more concerning and deeply controversial way than you ever will
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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The two Garashir canon confirmations this year feel like the results of someone wishing on two different but equally malicious monkey paws.
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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow
#promised myself i wouldn't do any uni work until the 27th so i can decompress a little#but unfortunately i still constantly think abt the stuff i'll need to do then so i'm still stressed 👍
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anyway. "we have zukka at home!!" zukka at home:
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This years tree - Jeremy Miranda , 2024.
American , b. 1980 -
Acrylic on board , 10 x 12 in.
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i know homophobic bully turns out to actually be gay themselves is a pretty standard trope but i don't think anyone has ever done it with quite the same commitment as joseph kavinsky. he literally sent gansey a dick pic from ronan's phone. like why did you do that king
#haven't trcposted in ages but don't worry they still live in my mind rent free#trc#the raven cycle#noah's stuff
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“is resurrection romantic?” it can be. Come here
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was gonna say a good moustache is one of the few things i actually do find attractive but i think it's just gender envy again
#(points at butterfly) is this attraction?#but genuinely if i could just magically grow a good-looking moustache i would in a heartbeat#noah's stuff
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honestly its funny when really long standing fandom is starved of new content, because people start dissecting the source material in really specific ways. not in analytic way, because that was done long ago, but like in "desperately using microscope to try find very last scraps of meat" kind of way.
what i mean is that at some point i saw lotr gif set that was like "frodo + looking to left"
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everybody say THANK YOU MUSEUMS WHO PUT THEIR COLLECTIONS ONLINE so that we can DRAW THE THINGS WITHOUT BEING IN LONDON
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