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cursedmarkiplierconfessions · 9 months ago
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URGENT: Disabled/Injured & Need A Safe Home
$45/$4000
Almost all of my notes are self reblogs. I don't know how to share things widely and I am too unwell.
Please share this.
Even literally $1 helps me if you can spare it. I need any help I can get.
I have bills, no food, no heating, the water keeps getting shut off, I can't see doctors, I can't do basically anything. I need to be able to either escape or survive where I live. ( Q^Q)
We are both at risk of homelessness and in unsafe living situations at the moment. She's a Trans POC girl being actively abused by her mother; and I'm disabled/unable to work, especially since I've been in poor health lately, so this is my only hope right now.
My health has been really degrading due to things like living in -15 degree conditions without a working oven/toilet/shower/etc.
And she's been physically assaulted, regularly, in her current home.
I desperately want to save her from being beaten and mauled every month, and I am also struggling from having a neglectful family and growing up in severe poverty with untreated disabilities.
I have been in the E.R. several times in the last couple months and have had to survive off of almost exclusively expired refried beans for the last 3 months because it's all the food bank usually has.
I don't know what else to do at this point because there are no more local support groups to seek help from.
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cursedmarkiplierconfessions · 11 months ago
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Help Us Escape
Please help me and my girlfriend by donating or sharing.
We are both at risk of homelessness and in unsafe living situations at the moment. She's a Trans POC girl being actively abused by her mother; and I'm disabled/unable to work, especially since I've been in poor health lately, so this is my only hope right now.
My health has been really degrading due to things like living in -15 degree conditions without a working oven/toilet/shower/etc.
And she's been physically assaulted, regularly, in her current home.
I desperately want to save her from being beaten and mauled every month, and I am also struggling from having a neglectful family and growing up in severe poverty with untreated disabilities.
I have been in the E.R. like 3 times in the last month and have had to survive off of almost exclusively expired refried beans for the last 3 months because it's all the food bank usually has.
I don't know what else to do at this point because there are no more local support groups to seek help from.
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Even literally $1 helps me if you can spare it. I need any help I can get.
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OMG CURSED HI I MISSED YOUUUU
HELLO HIII, I KINDA DROPPED OUT OF THE MARKIPLIER FANDOM AND HAVENT KNOWN WHAT TO DO SINCE THEN DKJKFDSJG
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Happies hannukah!
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cursed if you see this i miss u and love u ♡ -h
AAA YOU TOO
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she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.
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Please Donate & Signalboost
I need help at least offsetting living costs to try to help pay the city to keep my family's home. Even a couple dollars would help. I'm disabled and unable to work right now, so I have no income. I'd try to do commissions but my computer has been broken for months so I'm not able to. <:(
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Please Donate & Signalboost
I need help at least offsetting living costs to try to help pay the city to keep my family's home. Even a couple dollars would help. I'm disabled and unable to work right now, so I have no income. I'd try to do commissions but my computer has been broken for months so I'm not able to. <:(
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If you're trans -- if you have a gender identity that doesn't exactly match the gender you were assigned at birth, regardless of whether you have transitioned or intend to and whether you're nonbinary -- and live in the US, ok and are 16 or older, you are eligible to fill out the 2022 US Trans Survey, crafted by trans people.
This is a big deal, it's the largest national trans survey and the last one was in 2015. The next one won't be for at least another five years.
There's some fairly personal questions and some heavy ones, like ones about harassment and domestic violence. They don't ask for your name or other definitively identifying information, and take steps to keep the rest of the data confidential. You can skip (most) questions you don't want to answer while filling out the rest. Data can be useful for lobbying politicians for things that are good for trans people, especially ones who are basically sympathetic but not sure they should prioritize trans issues. (In their words, "The USTS fills in some of the large gaps in research about transgender people, and it provides critical tools for researchers, policymakers, and advocates seeking to better understand the needs of transgender people and to find ways to improve their lives.") Most questions have set options, but there's also an opportunity at the end to share personal stories in your own words.
There's also a Spanish language version and Spanish speakers, people of color, older people, immigrants, those who live in rural areas, and people who are HIV+ are especially encouraged to fill it out (because when people don't it's harder to advocate for services for those people, even when people providing the services know damn well there's a lot of need.)
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Don't. ;)
Or perhaps... do?
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As you know admins I am madly in love with Heehoo and I want him to do the nastiest things to me, but I want to kiss him and hold his hand BADLY
preach babe
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Fuckign "Large 'pizza' with extra pepperoni" "inspect your pipes" "my kitty *wink*" "Ready to get wet" THE STOP AND COME SIGN
I haven't seen this yet but the more I see the more excited I am to kinkshame/hj
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Congrats to Space Mark for beating the bottom allegations today in ISWM P2
Upgraded to switch
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Highlights: You coming back also part 2 of ISWM -highlights anon
:3 I'm slow to reply because I haven't had the spoons to watch iswm fully yet but I'm tryin!
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Porniplier has a big fat pussy and we love him for that!
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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I haven't seen iswm pt 2 yet but feel free to send in stuff for funsies
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He pooped and he farted.
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Picture taken outside the hospital bathroom moments before /j
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