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this is a plotting call !

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  “ in the meantime, shut your fucknugget mouth and                                                  get the hell out ! ”

indie ruth langmore from netflix’s ozark, written by mk !

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*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”

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quick lil tag drop

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starter call!

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                 my favorite murder → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Don’t get murdered. ❞

❝ Toxic masculinity ruins the party again! ❞

❝ Pepper spray first, apologize later. ❞

❝ Get a job, buy your own shit. ❞

❝ Stay out of the forest. ❞

❝ You’re in a cult, call your dad. ❞

❝ Fuck politeness. ❞

❝ Lock your fucking door.  ❞

❝ Why does anyone have a diary?! Stop it, you stupid idiot, and go to a therapist! ❞

❝ Some of us just want to jump into the pool of terror. ❞

❝ Who wants to be a _____? Don’t you know about cooking and hanging out at home?❞

❝ He is a fucking salty bitch. There’s definitely a shank in his bag. ❞

❝ He was a slick, slightly British accented motherfucker.  ❞

❝ What a great opportunity for bad decisions. ❞

❝ Groundbreaking revelation: Hamilton is good. ❞

❝ Girls like True Crime and Zac Efron. ❞

❝ I’m the most jewish non-jew that’s ever lived. ❞

❝ I once ate watermelon rind to make myself throw up so I didn’t have to go to hebrew school. ❞

❝ I don’t know Dad, because I’m busy going to therapy to get over…you? ❞

❝ He is… perfection. There’s something like Disneyesque about the scale of the size of his eyes to the rest of his face. ❞

❝ Here’s the thing, fuck everyone. ❞

❝ Good thing I don’t give a shit about dick. ❞

❝ That old, blind bitch. ❞

❝ This isn’t a positive cult. This isn’t like sephora. ❞

❝ You don’t have to be perfect. Just fucking do things. ❞

❝ Sweet baby angel. ❞

❝ I hope we never get stabbed. ❞

❝ Look, meth is bad. ❞

❝ Speak for yourself. Question authority. ❞

❝ All of life is about fixing what you fucked up. ❞

❝ I’m going to be drunk in the den, so do what you will. ❞

❝ Consider me always wrong. ❞

❝ Let’s use our power of anxiety for good. ❞

❝ There’s always got to be an asshole to ruin things. ❞

❝ This is terrible. Keep going. ❞

❝ Uber is just organized hitchhiking. ❞

❝ Don’t worry, it gets worse. ❞

❝ Let’s sit crooked and talk straight. ❞

❝ Two things organ music is good for: ice-skating and mass-murdering. ❞

❝ This is a fucking shitshow. ❞

❝ It’s about to get really not that great. ❞

❝ Symbolic as fuck. ❞

❝ Fancy husbands are just fucking running amok. ❞

❝ Flaws are what makes you gorgeous. ❞

❝ My therapist was right about you. ❞

❝ Want a cookie? ❞

❝ It’s really hard to strangle someone, so maybe don’t do it. ❞

❝ Please live your life like you’re going to be reenacted in 30 years. ❞

❝ Anytime you need stitches because of your fucking husband, it’s time to get out of there. ❞

❝ Arm yourself with knowledge, but don’t let it overwhelm you. ❞

❝ Don’t go off your meds. ❞ 

❝ Anybody can get sodomy. ❞

❝ You might have good penmanship and all, but you’re still a criminal. ❞

❝ I’m a very highly functioning mess. ❞

❝ If you’re going to do something, don’t half-ass it. ❞

❝ We all have feral days. ❞

❝ That’s nice, you fucking cunt. ❞

❝ He looked like an obscene phone call. ❞

❝ I was raised to sass at defcon 5. ❞

❝ Sweet honesty. ❞

❝ Honestly? In a hundred years? Nobody’s gonna remember this. So relax a little bit. ❞

❝ ON point. She could not be more on point. The most on pointiest point…person. ❞

❝ If you don’t suspect something in your neighborhood, it’s gonna fucking happen. Start suspecting. ❞

❝ Pretty sure the Cold War didn’t have a front. ❞

❝ Namaste the fuck away from me. ❞

❝ What the fucking fuck? ❞

❝ Unless you’re a ghost baseball player you don’t need to be in that field. ❞

❝ Don’t take shit to your grave.  You’re being a selfish dick.  ❞

❝ If someone’s a real hard ass, they’re the biggest softie…we’re like a prickly pear with a gooey center. ❞

❝ Maybe I wouldn’t have gotten into crime if someone had just offered me an icy cold Diet Pepsi. ❞

❝ It’s called the Not Today Motherfucker Special, and I serve it up for free. ❞

❝ What if you just put four pairs of underwear on at once and every day you took off another one? ❞ 

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ruth langmore || 3.10 

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Let’s just make something clear.