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Jjk men in a relationship with somoene shorter than them.

Characters: Gojo, Choso, Sakuna, Geto, Toji, Nanami, Yuji and megumi

GOJO

Gojo would love the height difference and never let you forget it. He’s constantly resting his arm on your head, lifting you off the ground just to tease you, or holding things out of your reach so you have to jump for them. But beyond the teasing, he’s incredibly protective. As a non-sorcerer, you’re fragile in his world, and that terrifies him more than he lets on. He always keeps a close eye on you, and if he ever senses danger, he teleports you somewhere safe immediately. Despite being the strongest, he loves how normal you are—it’s grounding for him. Expect spontaneous dates, endless sweets, and him being incredibly clingy when he’s not working.

Affection Style: Super touchy—always pulling you into hugs, ruffling your hair, or carrying you around just because he can.

Pet Names: Shortie, Angel, Cutie, My Love

CHOSO

Choso is naturally very gentle with you, aware of his own strength and size. He rarely teases about the height difference and instead finds it endearing—sometimes he even bends down when talking to you just to make sure you're comfortable. As a non-sorcerer, he worries about your safety a lot. He doesn’t want you near jujutsu battles or curses, and he’ll always walk you home, even if it means following you in the shadows. He’s incredibly warm and affectionate, but his love language is more about acts of service—bringing you food, fixing things for you, and making sure you're always taken care of.

Affection Style: Protective and soft—he’ll hold your hand in public, press kisses to your forehead, and tuck you into his side when you’re walking together.

Pet Names: Little One, Beloved, My Treasure

SAKUNA

Sukuna sees the height difference as another way to assert his dominance. He lives to tease you—patting your head like a child, smirking down at you, and making jokes about how “fragile” you are. But beneath all of that, he’s insanely possessive. The fact that you’re a non-sorcerer makes him even more territorial—you're his, and he won’t let anything or anyone hurt you. He’s not the type to be openly affectionate, but when he does show it, it’s intense. He’ll lift you onto his lap when he's in the mood, tilt your chin up to make you look at him, and dare you to defy him. He might act cocky, but deep down, having someone as soft and human as you actually soothes him.

Affection Style: Rough but passionate—he’ll grip your chin when he kisses you, pull you onto his lap, and smirk every time you have to crane your neck to look at him.

Pet Names: Brat, Pet, Mine (he’s not one for cutesy names, but you are his.)

GETO

Geto is surprisingly sweet about the height difference. He loves that you’re shorter than him and enjoys wrapping his arms around you from behind, resting his chin on your head. He’s very gentle with you, especially since you’re a non-sorcerer—he sees you as something pure in his otherwise dark world. He doesn’t want you involved in jujutsu society, and he’ll do everything to keep you safe from it. That said, he’s also possessive—he won’t make a scene if someone flirts with you, but his aura alone is enough to make them back off. He has a soft spot for spoiling you, whether it’s bringing you gifts or just pulling you into his lap after a long day.

Affection Style: Soft but protective—he’s always touching you in some way, whether it’s holding your hand or brushing your hair back.

Pet Names: Sweetheart, Doll, Little One

TOJI

Toji lives for the height difference. He teases you constantly—resting his arm on your head, calling you fun-sized, and effortlessly lifting you up just because he can. He’s cocky and playful, but underneath that, he’s insanely protective. The fact that you’re a non-sorcerer makes him hyper-aware of your fragility, and though he plays it cool, he’d go feral if anyone or anything threatened you. Toji isn’t always the best with words, but he shows his love through physical touch—throwing an arm around your shoulders, pulling you into his lap, or just carrying you over his shoulder if you’re walking too slow.

Affection Style: Playful but protective—he teases you nonstop, but his touch is always firm and grounding, like he’s reminding himself that you’re safe.

Pet Names: Shortcake, Doll, Bunny (he likes that you’re smaller and softer than him).

NANAMI

Nanami doesn’t tease you about your height—he actually finds it endearing. He loves subtle things, like how you have to tilt your head to look at him or how your hand is smaller than his when he holds it. He treats you with quiet, deep affection, always making sure you’re safe, warm, and comfortable. As a non-sorcerer, he knows you don’t belong in his world of danger, so he keeps you as far from it as possible. Nanami is a gentleman—he’ll always place his hand on the small of your back when guiding you, offer you his coat when it’s cold, and give you the kind of unwavering devotion that makes you feel truly loved.

Affection Style: Subtle but deeply caring—he’ll brush hair from your face, hold your hand without a word, and make sure you never have to lift a finger if he can do something for you.

Pet Names: Darling, Love, Sweetheart

ITADORI

Yuji adores the height difference—it makes him want to protect you even more. He’s a golden retriever boyfriend, always hugging you, holding your hand, and getting excited whenever he sees you. He loves that you’re a non-sorcerer because it gives him a sense of normalcy, something to hold onto in his chaotic life. He’s always looking out for you—walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to traffic, texting you to make sure you’re safe, and giving you his hoodie when you’re cold (even though it’s way too big on you). He’s the type to lift you up and spin you around when he hugs you, completely oblivious to how strong he is.

Affection Style: Super touchy—he’s all about hugs, hand-holding, and forehead kisses. He loves physical closeness.

Pet Names: Babe, Cutie, Snugglebug (yes, he would call you something ridiculous and own it).

MEGUMI

Megumi acts like the height difference doesn’t matter, but secretly, he finds it adorable. He won’t tease you outright, but he will silently enjoy the way you have to look up at him. Unlike the others, he’s not big on PDA, but he shows he cares in little ways—offering you his scarf when it’s cold, making sure you’re on the inside of the sidewalk, and subtly stepping in front of you if he senses danger. He’s very protective, especially since you’re a non-sorcerer, and though he won’t always voice his concerns, his actions make it clear. He’s not great at verbal affection, but if you catch him off guard, you might hear him mumble something like, "I like that you’re small… easier to keep safe."

Affection Style: Reserved but thoughtful—he’ll carry your bags without asking, stand close enough to shield you, and quietly watch over you like a loyal wolf.

Pet Names: Dummy (affectionately), Angel, (Your Name) (he’s not one for excessive nicknames, but he says your name in a way that makes it sound special).

[cursedcanon]

Bad makeup.

Jujutsu Kaisen Men Reacting to Waking Up with Hideous Makeup

(You did this on purpose, and your grinning at them as they look in the mirror.)

Characters:Gojo , Choso , Geto , Sakuna , Toji , Nanami , Yuji and megumi

GOJO:

He blinks at his reflection, tilting his head as if the absurd sight might change with a different angle. His normally handsome face is now a chaotic masterpiece of smeared neon eyeshadow, exaggerated clown lips, and what might be an attempt at blush but looks more like war paint.

“…Wow.” He grins, turning to you. “I always knew I could pull off anything, but this? This is next level.”

He poses dramatically in the mirror, stroking his chin. “I call this look ‘Cursed Beauty’. Thoughts?”

When you burst into laughter, he only makes it worse by striking model poses and blowing you kisses with his overdrawn lipstick-stained lips. If you were hoping to fluster him, you failed—now you have an overconfident, overdramatic Gojo parading around the house like a catwalk model.

And worst of all? He insists on keeping it on for the rest of the day.

CHOSO:

Choso blinks sleepily at his reflection, slowly taking in the horror before him. His entire face is coated in mismatched foundation shades, his eyebrows are drawn on like squiggly caterpillars, and his lips… oh god, his lips.

A deep sigh leaves his mouth. He looks at you, still groggy.

“…Why?”

But the grin on your face answers everything. He pinches the bridge of his nose, muttering something about “modern human courtship being confusing,” before returning his exhausted gaze to the mirror.

“I look like a villain in a children’s cartoon,” he deadpans.

Still, when you keep giggling, he just sighs and resigns himself to his fate. He wipes off the lipstick but leaves the rest on, because, well… if it makes you happy, then whatever.

SAKUNA:

The King of Curses scowls as he sees his reflection, his face now resembling an unholy fusion of a drag queen and a horror movie clown. His usual markings are buried under thick layers of concealer, and his eyes are drowning in an ungodly mix of hot pink and lime green eyeshadow.

His eye twitches. He turns to you slowly.

“You dare.”

You only grin wider, unfazed. “Oh, I dare.”

For a moment, it’s dead silent. Then, in a move that should terrify you but somehow only makes you laugh harder, Sukuna grins.

“Alright,” he purrs. “Your turn.”

He lunges. You scream and run, but there is no escape. Minutes later, you find yourself pinned beneath him as he drags his clawed fingers through random makeup products, ready to unleash his revenge.

GETO:

Geto blinks at himself, rubbing his eyes like he must be dreaming. But no, the nightmare is real—his elegant, usually composed face is now a canvas of neon catastrophe. His eyebrows are drawn thick and bushy, his cheeks are streaked with poorly blended contour, and his lips are overdrawn to a ridiculous degree.

“…I see.”

His voice is calm, but you can feel the betrayal in it. He turns to you, arms crossed, gazing at you like a disappointed parent.

“And what, exactly, was the artistic vision here?”

You burst into laughter, and he simply sighs. “I suppose I should be thankful you didn’t shave my eyebrows.”

Still, despite his outward exasperation, you catch him later that day staring at his reflection in the mirror, poking at his ridiculous lipstick job with an amused smirk.

TOJI:

Toji doesn’t react at first. He just stares at his reflection, taking in the mess of gaudy blue eyeshadow, bright pink lipstick, and absurdly thick fake freckles drawn all over his cheeks.

Then, slowly, he tilts his head to the side.

“…The hell is this?”

You’re practically wheezing at this point, unable to answer. He narrows his eyes, then looks back at the mirror, rubbing his chin like he’s assessing a battle strategy.

Finally, he smirks. “Y’know, I think I could rock this.”

And then—to your absolute horror—he struts out of the room, shirtless, in full makeup, walking with the confidence of a man who has never once doubted himself. Even worse, when Megumi walks in and stares at his father in stunned disbelief, Toji just grins and says:

“Your mom did this. Ain’t she talented?”

Megumi walks away immediately.

NANAMI:

Nanami stares at his reflection, his expression unreadable. His usually sharp and refined face is now smeared with what can only be described as “circus chic”—unevenly applied red lipstick, aggressively bright blush, and heavy eyeliner that makes him look like a washed-up rockstar.

He exhales sharply. “…I see.”

He turns to you, his stare piercing. You’re grinning like a kid who just got away with mischief.

“I thought we had an understanding,” he says, voice dangerously calm.

You just giggle. “Oh, we do. The understanding is that this was hilarious.”

Nanami closes his eyes for a long moment, visibly collecting himself. Then, with the dignity of a man who has given up, he wipes off the makeup with a tissue and goes to make coffee. He doesn’t speak to you for exactly twenty minutes.

Later, though, you catch him hiding a small, amused smile.

ITADORI: 

Yuji lets out a loud, exaggerated gasp the moment he sees himself in the mirror. His jaw drops.

“NOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!”

He grabs his cheeks dramatically like he’s in a soap opera, then whirls around to you with an utterly betrayed look. “I trusted you! And this is how you repay me?!”

You’re already dying of laughter, and his over-the-top reaction just makes it worse. He collapses onto the floor in fake devastation.

But then—because it’s Yuji—he starts posing in the mirror. “Actually… wait. Maybe I can pull this off.”

And now you’ve created a monster, because Yuji spends the next half hour taking ridiculous selfies, fully embracing the disaster makeup.

MEGUMI: 

Megumi stares at his reflection. He blinks.

Then, he turns to you slowly, eyes unreadable.

“…Why.”

Your laughter only grows louder. His expression doesn’t change, but the corners of his mouth twitch like he’s holding back a sigh. He runs a hand down his face, smearing the disaster you’ve created.

“Great,” he mutters. “Now I look even worse.”

You half expect him to storm off and wash it off immediately, but instead, he just quietly walks out of the room. You later find him lying on the couch with a pillow over his face, silently regretting every life choice that led him here.

You also notice that, while he wiped off most of it, he left the ridiculous red lipstick on. Just to spite you.

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