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I love you, this was so much fun to debate over. I don't think anyone's house type has been debated more than these hahaha ;)

Hogwarts Houses || MHA Headcanon

description: what houses the characters would be in as well as a deeper description of each house & house they fit in!

warning: opinion based

note: shoutout to the amazing @cursed-quirk for helping me with this list! ily and thank you for dealing with my bs on a daily basis :)

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My Hero Academia playlists!!

I had so much fun making these playlists. I hope you love them. All names are linked! xoxo -lys

Shoto Todoroki— soft rock / alt pop • sad boi hours but classy

Katsuki Bakugou— grunge / emo rap • this is what he plays in the car with others but 100% he only listens to old school jazz in secret

(Deku) Izuku Midoriya— pop rock / alt hip hop • cue the inspirational workout playlist

Denki Kaminari— pop / dance electronic • he probably listens to a lot of edm too

Eijirou Kirishima— alt pop / synth rock • music inspo straight from the boys™

Fumikage Tokoyami (& Dark Shadow)— emo rock / hardcore • the physical embodiment of all of our emo phases

(Dabi) Toya Todoroki— punk rock / emo rap • so much rage, so much angst

Tomura Shigaraki— electronic / emo rock • homeboy is always some type of way

Shouta Aizawa— indie rock / soul • honestly i couldn't do him justice, he's just so cool

Tenya Iida— soft alt rock / jazzy pop • insert choppy hands here

(Hawks) Keigo Takami— emo rock / alt pop • literally god

Tamaki Amajiki— lowfi beats / folk rock • baby is just the 👉🏼👈🏼 emojis 24/7

Mirio Togata— folk pop / ukelele soul • a ray of god damn sunshine

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Jujutsu Kaisen playlists!!

I had so much fun making these playlists. I hope you love them. All names are linked! xoxo -lys

Gojo Satoru— soulful rock / fuckboy pop • 10/10 could get your bra off in less than a second.

Megumi Fushiguro— slow / sad indie rock • constantly annoyed and wants to be alone.

Yuuji Itadori— '00's punk rock / pop funk • i just know he gets into it with these songs.

Ryomen Sakuna— alt grunge / hard rock • songs for when he wants to fuck almost as much as he wants to kill. <3

Aoi Todo— fem rap / fem pop • #1 supporter of all female artists, period.

Kento Nanami— neo soul / bedroom r&b • this man just radiates sexual energy, all the time.

Toge Inumaki— indie rock / neo folk • his taste in music is absolutely elite.

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I need a whole Bakugou x reader where he gets you off under the table at a hero meeting. Might have to write that one myself... #sweating

HOW THEY EAT YOU OUT — bnha

just simple headcanons on how the men from bnha would eat you out.

masterlist — aot, jjk, haikyuu!!

content + warnings: 18+ content including cunnilingus, body worship, bruising/marking, voyeurism, and toy usage.

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WHAT THEIR HANDS DO — jujutsu kaisen

directly inspired by @satinsumu’s post on what the haikyuu men’s hands do while they’re fucking you

masterlist — bnha, aot

content + warnings: 18+ content including fem bodied reader, slapping, teasing/edging, fem dom, and dacryphilia.

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I'm absolutely not okay after this one.

I have a thirst if that’s okay. If you are uncomfortable with it tho you can totally ignore this ask

Friends with benefits Gojo getting a call in the middle of fucking you and instead of stopping he continues to fuck you while also talking to the person on the other end. You have to bury your face into the pillows below you to muffle your moans which barely works until Gojo grabs you by the neck in order to pull you closer to him. He peers down at you, the back of your head resting on his shoulder. He is still holding onto your neck before telling you to open your mouth. When you do he spits down your throat and starts his brutal pace again. Tbh the person on the other end of the phone would probably be Nanami and Gojo wouldn’t be Gojo if he didn’t ask Nanami to join next time

INTERUPTED MEETINGS — gojo satoru

s(creams). first off, fwb gojo makes my head spin. second, you already know he has 0 shame.

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content + warnings: 18+ content including spitting, choking, exhibitionism, and mentions of orgasm denial.

you’re at one of your shamefully frequent ‘meetings’ with gojo, sweaty and panting with your skirt flipped up and your panties shoved to the side so he can watch as he buries himself inside you. gojo especially enjoys the sight of you clenching around nothing as he teasingly pulls out of you after you moaned out that you were about to cum.

despite knowing you shouldn’t be fucking your superior, his arrogant smile and shameless flirting easily won you over to the point where you spent your hour lunch break folded over the arm of gojo’s desk or even pushed into a dark corner of the school hallway. and you kept coming back for more - the feeling of his cock relentlessly pounding into you was addictive.

today, you were the needy one. you were the one who begged to be bent over the arm of his office couch even though you both had to leave for a mission 10 minutes ago. gojo had already denied you an orgasm twice now, and your frustration was evident in the way you choked on a sob.

“g-gojo... please. i need to cum, please,”

just like you expected, gojo merely laughed at your pleas before slowly, painfully so, dragging his cock along your walls. “this is what you wanted isn’t it, princess? you wanted me to fuck you, right? c’mon, if you wanna cum then you’d better do it fast,” he leans over you, flashing his overly expensive watch in front of your face. “someone will come looking for us soon.” asshole. gojo didn’t care if anyone walked in and saw you both like this. he’d probably even enjoy it, you thought.

almost as if the universe was taunting you, a melodic tone rang out from gojo’s pocket. the curse you whisper under your breath is stiffled by a particularly sharp thrust from behind you, the tip of gojo’s cock nudging your cervix.

“keep quiet, pretty. wouldn’t want nanami to hear you now, hm?”

you whimper pathetically against the couch cushions, gojo still snapping his hips into you as he holds the phone up to his ear and greets nanami in his usual playful fashion. you can vaguely hear him on the other end berating gojo for being late, the latter brushing it off easily with a knowing smile. 

desperately, you push your hips back to meet gojo’s thrusts, moaning when a large hand trails down your back and harshly grips your neck, hauling you up against his chest. hot breath hits your neck as gojo’s lips attach themselves to your neck, sucking and nipping as his hums in agreement to something namani said through the phone. with a sigh, your head lolls back to rest on his shoulder. 

“hold on a second, nanami,” gojo holds the phone away from you both, giving your cheek a light tap. “open up.” you do so obediently, jaw dropping open and tongue rolling out of your mouth to receive the ball of saliva gojo spits into your mouth. cooing whispered praise in your ear as you swallow, he returns to the phone call.

you’re sure nanami can hear gojo’s balls smacking against your poor abused clit as he picked up the pace, no longer caring about teasing you when your pussy grips his twitching dick so nicely. the voices of the two men on the phone are drowned out as you feel the knot tightening in your stomach, so desperate to cum that you don’t comprehend the volume of your own moan until it’s ripped from your throat.

eyes wide, you smother your mouth with a shakey hand. nanami definately heard that one. silence fills the room, the only sounds being the slapping over skin against skin. gojo smirks, the voice on the other end of the phone asking if you were with him.

“mh she sure is,” gojo’s lips brush your own as he speaks lowly, passing the phone into your hands. “don’t be rude, princess. say hi to nanami for me.”

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HOW THEY EAT YOU OUT — jujutsu kaisen

just simple headcanons on how the characters from jjk would eat you out.

masterlist — aot, bnha, haikyuu!!

content + warnings: 18+ content including cunnilingus, overstimulation, fem dom, and mentions of hard/mean doms.

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wine: ingredient 27 + spice 1/11/19 for feral!megumi pls and thank u 👀 💕

— unstoppable

now that megumi’s had a taste of you, there’s nothing stopping him from having more.

meal order: 27 (siblings’ friend au) + 1,11,19 (breeding kink, dumbification, dirty talking)

feral megumi x fem! reader

content/warnings: nsfw, breeding kink, dumbification, dirty talking, feral megumi, the breeding kink is MASSIVE, we’re talking about babies here so just tread lightly, unedited fic. megumi is really uh...FERAL, so get your holy water

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Megumi’s large palm covered your mouth, preventing the lewd sounds of your moan to echo around the room. His cock is buried into you to the hilt, your walls spasming around him like crazy while you stare up at him with large eyes.

His eyes are narrowed, teeth sunken into the swell of his lips as he watches his fat cock plunge in and out of your squelching hole. He’s wanted to do this for so long, to finally claim you as his, but it was just so damn impossible to be near you when his older sister never left the room. 

Megumi couldn’t even remember when or how this started. All he knew was that one day his sister brought you home for a sleepover or whatever, and the first thing he noticed was your smile.

You cowered under his sharp gaze when he caught you rummaging the fridge that night while his sister was already sound asleep, and Megumi was half sleepwalking with the same mission as yours. Through his tired daze, his cock immediately hardened at the sight of you bent over as you reached down, ass perked and tits free from a bra.

Before any of you could realize what was happening, Megumi tugged your wrists, dragging you to his room where you were now laying on his bed, legs wide open and begging for him to go harder.

“G-Gumi, please,” you whined, eyes rolling at the back of your head. It was too dirty; Megumi’s grip on your hips kept slipping because of the sweat coating both of your bodies, the loud sound of skin slapping against skin barely muffled under the sheets. “Ha-harder, Gumi, fuck, right there,” your hips snap forwards to meet the harsh thrusts of his cock, his fingers teasing as he rubs your clit.

“Say that again,” Megumi groaned in your ear, nipping at the flesh when your nails gripped at his ass to pull him closer. “Fuck, baby, you feel so good. You’re so fucking tight around me,” at his words, your walls clench around him, aroused that your best friend’s seemingly quiet younger brother had such ability to exude this sexual prowess.

Megumi didn’t miss the way you tighten around him, small gasps hidden through his palm. He laughed at your state, but follows your command anyway.

He moved upward and leaned closer to you, removing his palm from your hand to wipe away the hair plastered on your sweaty skin. “Moan for me,” he demanded, pupils blown wide with lust while his pace slowed down. You’re left gasping and shaking under his arms when Megumi begins a torturous pace of pulling out his cock inch by inch, letting you feel the way the veins on his dick kiss your wet walls before slamming back in one go.

Your breasts bounced at the thrust and your tongue lolls out, gasping for the air he’s deprived you of. Always having been eager to please, you wrapped your legs around his slender waist, moaning as loud as you could. Megumi’s thrusts increased in pace at how good you were for him.

“Fuck,” Megumi planted his palm beside your face, thumb pinching at the tongue that was making a mess all over his pillow. “Look at you, so fucked out. You’re a naughty little girl, aren’t you? I bet you really wanted me to fuck you – walking around with that ass and your tits hanging out. What would you do if my sister finds out?” he latched his teeth into the crook of your shoulder, faltering for a moment when he hits your g-spot and you scream around his cock. “Fuck, baby, you’re not even trying to be quiet. You’re basically begging to be caught, aren’t you?”

You couldn’t answer him. All you could feel is Megumi’s harsh rutting, his cock hitting places deeper than your fingers or any man could. “N-no,” you defended yourself lamely, eyes closed while Megumi squeezes your cheek. “I’m a good girl, ‘Gumi, I’m g-good for you, oh,” you fist the sheets beside you when he hits a certain sensitive spot that has you seeing white.

Megumi growled at your submission, chuckling when he saw how your pussy eagerly sucked him in. “Your pussy looks so pretty wrapped around my cock,” he used two fingers to spread your lips open, sucking in a breath once he saw that his dick was already creamed white. “Such a dirty little girl – but you’re good for me, aren’t you? You’ll always warm my dick, yeah? Such a good fucking girl – I could fuck you all day and ruin your insides until you’re mine.”

Your eyes snapped open at his words, mouth falling open.

“Well?” he questioned, snapping his hips harder when you only clutch at his bicep, panting wordlessly. “Shit,” Megumi snickered, “Have you gone too dumb to answer me, baby? Too fucked out on my cock?” He leant down to suck at your tits, hands coming up to tug at his hair at the overwhelming sensation. “Tell me how good I’m making you feel. Tell me.”

“F-fuck,” was all you ever managed to say, your legs aching and sore from him pushing into you relentlessly. Megumi didn’t let down one bit, only prompting you to voice out your pleasure to please him. “S-so good, Gumi, too much, your cock is too much, fill me up, fill me up, please, I want—”

“You want me to fuck a baby in you?”

You nodded, too lost in your own heaven and hell to even make sense of things anymore. Megumi nipped at your flesh, his cock already twitching inside you. It seemed that both of you had the same thing in mind because Megumi pushes your legs open wider for him, allowing him to hit deeper and his strokes longer than before.

“I’m going to fill you full with my cum, okay?” he rasped into your skin, and you cry around him, cheeks pressed into his pillow that smelled a lot like boy shampoo. “You’re going to make me a dad and you’ll be such a pretty mommy, belly round with my kid and bulging with my cum.”

“Y-yes, Gumi, please, fuck a baby in me,” you drawled out, your arm reached out behind you to grasp at the headboard. The way Megumi snapped his hips to yours had your head and body shoving backwards, the friction against your skin hot and irritating, but you couldn’t care anymore. Your head is empty, thoughts filled with nothing but being such a young mom with Megumi fathering your kids, your pussy soaked in his cum and stomach round with life. “Baby, baby, baby,” your words were incomprehensible, hands running everywhere just to feel him close to you. “Fuck a baby in me, Megumi, come on, do it for me.”

“So fucking precious,” Megumi praised, and you thought – no, you believed – he’d already be satisfied when he stills, his toned abdomen clenching as Megumi groaned, releasing his load inside you.

Like the good girl you were, you spasmed your walls around his twitching dick, fingers fumbling to scoop all the dripping cum back into your body. Megumi didn’t pull out as he kissed you, his hands curling into a fist to grapple at your hair, both of you moaning breathlessly into each other’s mouth.

“So full,” you gasped, wincing slightly at the oversensitivity. “Thank you, Megumi. I-I feel so good, heaven, yes, fuck.”

Megumi laughed at how fucked out you are. But he wasn’t done with you yet, not when he’d already had a taste of what your pussy felt like. He couldn’t erase the image of you walking around with a huge belly mothering his kids, igniting something feral within him. Before you could open your eyes and pull him out, Megumi flipped you over, hands pulling your ass flat on his crotch while your face planted on the pillows.

“Me-Megumi!” you gasped when you felt his dick lining up at your entrance again, his cock still impossibly harder.

“What, baby girl?” he challenged with a sinister undertone as he rubbed the tip of his cock into your flushed, squirming lips. You were so wet that he slid inside easily and you both took a sharp breath; just like him, you were still so ready, ready to be fucked again. “I’m not done with you yet,” his hand came down to push your face onto the neck until you’re struggling to breathe, but it only urged Megumi when the lack of air had your walls suffocating him.

With a dark laugh, Megumi exhaled into your ear, the warm breath sending chills down your spine. “I’m going to fuck you until you can’t walk, until you’re so sore and filled with my cum you’re begging me to save you from my misery – and you’ll take it all a good girl. I’m not stopping until I know for sure you’re carrying my child.”

Before you could say anything else, Megumi had already fucked you so hard he got his wish; to see you sprawled on his sheets, drooling and crying all over his pillow, and he remained true to his word.

Megumi didn’t stop until your belly was bulging with his cum.

He’d gone absolutely feral, and he was unstoppable.

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This really hits my undying need for attention just right.

I just thought of this and can NOT get it out of my head so I thought I’d make a request 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 Could you write something where you and Megumi are going at it and you’re trying to keep quiet because poor Yuuji is next door and he may or may not have a tiny crush on you? (gotta love having their rooms next to each other) 🤐

jealousy 

a/n: this is so good but so sad and also this may have gotten a little darker than u wanted so i’m sorry,, that being said they definitely had a threesome in an alternate universe somewhere

fushiguro megumi x reader x itadori yuuji 

synopsis: yuuji succumbs to his shameful desires while you and your boyfriend megumi are having sex next-door.

tags/warnings: nsfw, voyeurism, auralism, male masturbation, you tell megumi to be quiet and he doesn’t rlly listen idk what that qualifies as

w/c: 870

megumi thrusted his hips against yours with an extreme lack of control. up until this point he’d kept a slow, quiet pace, but it was getting harder to maintain. the bed was beginning to emit quiet creaks and your gasps for air were getting more violent.

“slow down! yuuji is right next door,” you hissed at the dark-haired boy, your nails making small indents in his biceps.

the jujutsu tech dorms were relatively empty due to the lack of students, so normally noise wouldn’t be a problem; but of course gojo sensei had placed yuuji in the dorm just adjacent to megumi’s a few months ago. it had made your nights together a little more frustrating and a little less enjoyable as you tried to keep the noise levels to a minimum.

“i don’t care, i just- fuck, you feel so good,” he buried his face into the crook of your neck, placing sloppy, wet kiss to the sensitive skin.

his hot breath and sticky tongue working magic on your neck coaxed a few breathy moans from you lips. his thrusts were growing, elevating in intensity and striking against your cervix with every blow. a strangled whimper choked out of your throat, and you immediately threw a hand over your mouth in attempt to hold it in.

“megumi! he’s gonna hear us!” you angrily muttered at him, one of your hands clawing into his hair and pulling back his head so you could see his face.

“im sure he’s a asleep,” his eyes were completely clouded over with lust, not a single care weighing on his shoulders. he was concerned with one thing and one thing only — the way the puffy walls of your soaking cunt were gripping perfectly around his cock.

megumi typically held a stoic personality, demonstrating utter poise and control over his emotions — but when it came to you? when it came to your body being tangled with his in a heated knot under the covers? there wasn’t a single thing that could slow him down.

your head fell back onto the pillows, soft sighs and sensitive whines leaking from between your lips. god, you hoped yuuji was asleep, you really did. you saw the way he looked at you — the way he gazed at you like you covered the earth in trees and dotted the sky with stars. you could only imagine how hurt he’d be having to sit there and listen to your pleasured moans.

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yuuji wasn’t asleep.

he was wide awake with his hand creeping into his pajama pants while he listened to your shaky breaths and pretty noises through the paper thin walls. his heart ached with jealousy but his dick couldn’t decipher the fact that the moans weren’t for him.

he pulled the waistband of his boxers down, letting his swollen cock flop up against his abdomen. he hissed at the feeling, throbs of arousal coursing through his member while throbs of envy pumped through his heart.

yuuji respected megumi, liked him a lot actually — but he was horribly envious of the fact that you were with him. fuck, the things he would do to be the one railing himself inside of you and making you emit such beautiful sounds.

he shameful stroked his large hand over the tender tip of his length, shivers running under his skin as he thought about your hands being the ones to touch him. this was so fucked up, him thinking about you in this context while his best friend fucked you one room over. it was disgusting and shameful but he couldn’t stop his hands from groping himself — utterly desperate to ease his carnal desire.

one hand harshly pumped his cock while the other reached lower, pulling ever-so-tenderly on his aching balls. he could hear megumi’s bed shaking louder now, the annoying creaks making it increasingly difficult to hear your lovely moans. he strained his head, shifting himself closer to the wall so he could hear you better.

you were whimpering megumi like a mantra, delicate whines and high-pitched mewls between each breath of his name. yuuji rested his head against the wall, closing his eyes and increasing his pace as he fantasized about it being his name instead.

ah- yuuji! feels so good

make me come yuuji! p- please! need to come!

he’d made you feel so good, and his name would sound delightfully pleasant rolling off your lips. he bucked his hips into his hands at thought of it, fucking into himself hard as he quickly became undone.

ropes of his sticky white seed ejected all over the floor, some catching onto the edge of his pants and some smearing onto his twitching hands. as he fell down from his euphoric high, the realization of the fact that he’d just jerked himself to the sound of you getting fucked by his best friend sunk in. 

it was selfish and vulgar that he felt this way, and guilt and disgust were weighing heavy on his shoulders.

but he knew that when the two of you did this again tomorrow night, he’d tuck himself right back against the wall with his pants around his ankles. 

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Pet Play Types || JJK Headcanon

request: i saw pet play and darted here (: what pet type do you think would go best with the jujutsu kaisen characters?

warning: NSFW but little detail, opinion based (obviously)

note: pet-play, nicknames, suggestive content

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*Two nights later*

Imagine that earlier in the day, you discover that Yugi has delayed his business trip for another woman. You confront him over the phone, and he doesn't deny it.

Yugi tells you on the phone that he thinks you both should take a break, because he needs time to figure out what he really wants. You're shocked, but the turn in your relationship surprisingly hurts less than you expected.

In fact, you realize that your mind keeps wondering away from this recent news. You can't help but think about what this means for your new chemistry with Megumi. Unlocking your phone, you decided to send him a snapchat. Nothing too revealing, but a little cleavage finds its way into the shot. You know you look hot, and you smile thinking about what he will think when he looks at the photo.

Yugi and I broke things off. :/

You type your caption and send off the photo, checking your messages from Kugisaki as you try to rid your mind of Megumi. To your surprise, he answers quickly— a notification from him pops up at the top of your screen. Shamelessly, you open the picture immediately. Megumi is shirtless in his bed, one hand behind his head, giving you what could pass as an innocent glimpse of his abs. You secretly hope he meant to give you that view. Drawing your eyes away from his toned middle, you see his caption.

Fuck. I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Smiling, you read his response again. Yes, you are okay. More than okay, in fact. You can't deny that all you can think of is your night of phone sex with Megumi. You want him again, you haven't stopped thinking about that dick of his since you first saw it. And now, things would be different. You didn't have to feel guilty for your dirty desires. You swipe to open your messages with him, typing out your text.

I can't take it anymore, I need you now.

His response is quick again. He is wasting no time pretending to be uninterested or surprised. He has been thinking about you, too.

Fuck. I have been waiting to hear you say those words again, princess.

His words cause your heart to flutter. The heat between your legs begins to build, and you can feel yourself getting wetter by the second. Now was your chance, you needed to make this happen. You wanted him for real, this time.

Come over.

Megumi stared in momentary disbelief as he read the two word response you had just sent him. So many nights of fantasizing over this very moment, and it was finally happening. He needed to touch you with his own two hands, needed to hear you moan his name again. The memories from the previous night's lewd phone call had him undeniably hard already. His phone dinged with another text from you.

Please, Megumi. I need you so bad.

He chuckled at his screen, knowing you were on the other end of this message feeling vulnerable and squirming in your unease. He had made you this way, not Yugi.

Okay, baby. I'm on my way.

kiss me thru the phone | megumi fushiguro (1)

-> pairing(s): megumi fushiguro x f!reader, a bit of yuji itadori x f!reader

-> wc: 4k

-> warnings: smut, phone sex, slight corruption, cheating, mutual masturbation, a bit of praise

megumi had always thought you were insanely attractive, what was there not to like? everything about you, how kind you were to everyone, how your smile could always lighten up a room, your body and facial features were just a plus. he’d never really thought about you in that way until you started to hang around him and his friends more. there wasn’t anything wrong with you in his mind, you had no flaws. except for one thing, he wasn’t the one dating you, yuji was. 

of course, there wasn’t anything wrong with that, he was glad that you were happy and if dating yuji put a smile on your face, then so be it. but sometimes, he wishes he had you all to himself. 

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But just take a moment to imagine a crossover between Jujutsu Kaisen and My Hero Academia.

Heroes fighting the villainous quirked, sorcerers fighting curses.... Teaming up to fight curse users who also have quirks.

Curses and villians joining forces to destroy the public image of heroes and sorcerers and to rebuild a world they wish to see.

I'm just saying, this would make a really cool arc for both shows!

UPDATE: I'm back with more thoughts.

Imagine all of this taking place over like a summer training course camp.

jujutsu high and UA students training for combat together

attending lessons co-taught by Aizawa and Gojo

a friendship between Yugi and The Boys™ of MHA (Kiri, Denki, Sero, Bakugou begrudgingly)

training sorcerers and hero students teaming up to train and fight

Deku and Yugi working as an unstoppable duo

Nobara going shopping and seeing the sights with Mina and Momo

Toudou and Mineta bonding over their obsession with women

Megumi and Shoto bonding over their dark and brooding behavior

Imagine a hero with a powerful quirk and cursed energy.

AU Deku with his one for all quirk but also absorbed cursed energy that he could master and use to warp, build barriers and manipulate the situation so he could win every fight.

Mahito and the league of villains working together

A wildly intense romance between Mahito and Toga

Constant competition between Mahito and Shigaraki— the two chosen boys of the dark.

Wow.

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An AU where Bakugou and Deku are actually half-brothers. That's it. That's the post.

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Hello, heathens.

heads up

* minors do not interact!! if you are younger than eighteen years of age, do not engage with me as I am an adult.

* if you are uncomfortable with mature themes, please block me and/or keep scrolling. 

* all characters portrayed are aged up to 18+, regardless of original age portrayal.

about the blogger

name: lys

age: 22

pronouns: she/they

sexuality: bisexual

location: USA

politics: liberal

zodiac sign: aries

house: ravenclaw

enneagram: four (wing five)

MBTI: infp

simp list

my hero academia~ bakugou katsuki, todoroki shotou, todoroki "dabi" toya

jujutsu kaisen~ gojou satoru, fushiguro megumi, sakuna ryomen

kins

my hero academia~ sero hanta, aizawa shouta

jujutsu kaisen~ itadori yugi

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Tinder Games (BNHA x Reader online dating)

Let’s get one thing straight: You loved to ‘play’ Tinder.

At first you felt a considerable amount of guilt from the mindless swipes that you would dish out and believed that it was completely shallow to begin a connection to someone based solely on looks.

However.

The more that your thumb slid across the front of your phone, the less impersonal the action felt and soon the guilt faded into the back of your mind like a lost sock.

Besides, you never really met anyone off of one of the site. It became more of a game really. You played to see who you matched with and would rally up some meaningless but nevertheless interesting conversation with strangers and maintain them just as that—strangers.

Until a certain someone ruined that trend.

Y/N

Age: Y/A

Work: Y/W School: Y/S

Just looking for someone to paint me like one of their French girls. Send me your best pick up line!

Izuku: I don’t wanna sound rude or anything but you are so beautiful and I would love to have the chance to get to know you ❤️ if that’s okay.

Y/N: Bio.

Izuku: …Huh?

Y/N: “If you wanna be my lover, you have gotta give… me your best pick up line.”– Spice Girls (don’t look this lyric up just trust me)

Izuku: Okay… Um.

Izuku: Is your name Y/N? because you’re beautiful and I would like to get to know you❤️ if that’s okay.

Izuku: plz.

Y/N: you make a compelling argument.

Y/N: Okay deal.

Todoroki: I will be there at 8:18 to pick you up. 

Todoroki: I need your address.

Y/N: Woahhhh there Buck-a-roo🤠. Lets slow down a little there buddy.✋

Todoroki: I am very confused. I am sorry if I offended you in some way but I thought that you had asked for me to give my best pick up time.

Y/N: Line***

Todoroki: Oh so there is a line? What time will you be finished with my competitors?

Y/N: No a Pick up Line*** it’s where you say something witty to grab the attention of someone you want to… court? is that a term that can be used here…?

Todoroki: Oh my mistake… I am assuming I have grabbed your attention enough with my foolishness.

Y/N: You have assumed correct. 

Todoroki: so the next step is courting. 

Todoroki: I will be there at 8:18 to pick you up.

Todoroki: I need your address.

Y/N: I– okay.

Y/N: Hey you super liked me but never messaged me…?

Bakugou: And?

Y/N: And I was really looking forward to your pick up line.

Bakugou: You’re dumber than you look if you think I’m doing that weird shit.

Y/N: okay bye.😒

Bakugou: whatever idiot.

Bakugou: Hello?

Bakugou: Fine. 

Bakugou: You look like trash. Let me take you out.

Y/N: Now was that so hard?🥰

Bakugou: ARE YOU GONNA COME OUT WITH ME OR NOT??

Y/N: Let me think about it…

Y/N: I was jk! Jeeze!

Y/N: Stop whatever you’re typing right now!

Y/N: I can literally feel the rage through my cellular data.

Y/N: I’ll go out with you! Ok? (against my better judgement)

Bakugou: Good.

Kaminari: Baby girl, let me take your world by storm. I’ll be there in a flash like lightning, and make you wet like rain, then we can bang like thunder. 

Y/N: Oh god. You have a weather quirk don’t you?😷🤢🤮

Kaminari: Your quirk must be making me fall in like with you.🙃

Y/N: fall in like with me…?

Kaminari: Of course I will. Your wish is my command, princess.

Y/N: I hate that this worked out for you so much. 😂

Kaminari: 😈

Iida: Good Evening. My name is Tenya Iida. I would like to propose a formal invitation to you to meet at a nearby convenient location so that we can become better acquainted.

Y/N: nope. try again. with more soul.

Iida: Excuse me? I don’t think I understand your dilemma. 

Y/N: I need a pick up line. Only then will I decided if you are truly worthy of my affections. Aaaaand ACTION.

Iida: I don’t see how that will aid this situation.

Y/N: *yawn*🤭  

Iida: You cannot yawn through text!!!

Iida: Oh my goodness, I caught your yawn! It’s contagious! You can yawn through text!!

Y/N: Haha I’m still waiting on my pickup line lover boy.

Iida: Hopefully my admiration for you is just as contagious as that yawn was.

Iida: Now, when are you available to get together?

Y/N: Right freaking now.

Y/N: So you never gave me your best pick up line, but is it okay if I give you mine?😊

Kirishima: yeah, man go ahead!

Kirishima: Im sorry for not messaging you. You’re kinda out of my league honestly… I just wasn’t sure if you would really answer.

Y/N: pardon my French but exscusez moi?!? outta your league? Um no. It’s the other way around. 💀

Kirishima: I don’t agree but thank you.

Kirishima: actually no, let me come up with the pick up line. That wasn’t very manly of me, was it?

Y/N: “yeah man go ahead” You can do it!!!

Kirishima: Roses are red, My hair is too, youre the embodiment of my dreams come true,

Kirishima: Im already falling, so hold my hand, I’d always protect you if I was your man.

Kirishima: hello?

Kirishima: Uh… Y/N ? That was kind of corny. Sorry if that went too far…

Y/N: no … it’s just. I have something in my eye🥺😭

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m a s t e r l i s t (a - m)

updated: 9/27/2020

▹ - sfw

▸ - nsfw

notes: this list is put in alphabetical order by last name and then from oldest to most recent fic. please do not judge any of the older pieces too harshly as they were pretty bad! as of january 2020, drabbles will no longer be added to masterlist.

this is for characters with last names a - m

masterlist for characters with last names n - z

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“Spin the bottle! Let’s play Spin the Bottle!” Ashido squeaked excitedly, flinging her arms high to grab everyone’s attention. While some groaned at the thought, others cheered at the chance to pass some time while Class 1-A, like the rest of U.A. High, found themselves in lockdown.

A villain threat had been called into the school earlier that day. With the teacher-pro-heroes patrolling the grounds, Principal Nezu had ordered the students to stay inside their dormitories for the time being. Understandably, the students from the Heroes Department were itching to help out but Nezu had insisted they stay put.

And that’s how you found yourself playing Spin the Bottle. Ashido was persistent. No one got the chance to protest.

“Alright, ____.” She said once the sofas and chairs had been moved so that Class 1-A in its entirety could sit in a large circle. She put an empty coke bottle in the centre and then grinned at you. “You’re up first!”

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MASTERLIST: Ashido Mina Asui Tsuyu Bakugou Katsuki Iida Tenya Jirou Kyouka Kaminari Denki Kirishima Eijirou Koda Koji Mineta Minoru Ojiro Mashirao Sato Rikidou Sero Hanta Shouji Mezou Todoroki Shouto Tokoyami Fumikage Uraraka Ochako Yaoyorozu Momo

[More Coming Soon…]

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Welcome to the masterlist for my mini Spin the Bottle series. No one likes being in lockdown, but hopefully these heroes-in-training can make your day a little brighter. Keep safe, wash your hands and I hope you enjoy the reads!