.independent. .selective. .mutuals only. .Yousuke Koiwai. .written by Alison. .wip.
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BLOG/MUSE MOVED
// I HAVE MOVED TO WILCLTHINGS! if you wish to interact with this best dad ever, follow me over there!
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BLOG/MUSE MOVED
// I HAVE MOVED TO WILCLTHINGS! if you wish to interact with this best dad ever, follow me over there!
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//okay I’ve done a lot of thinking about this but... I guess nowadays I can’t handle to keep more than 1-2 blogs active at a time. and I feel TERRIBLE because I literally just started getting Koiwai active-- but I am putting this blog on a hiatus for a bit. I’m HOPING that it won't last long because I really am excited to substantially rp as Koiwai. but yeah...I’M SORRY GUYS. I feel awful about doing this but UGH I need to do it or else he’ll sit here waiting for attention and getting little to none of it. you can find me over at my blogs @outlcwed & @entertciner since those are the two I’m keeping active. again I apologize for doing this guys...but... I think it’ll be for the best. I’m gonna just keep two blogs active for a time then return to others.
#&&out of curry (ooc)#&&psa#&&important notice#&&hiatus notice#&&don't reblog#I suck guys I know especially since he was pending for ages and now he's going on a hiatus-- but I think this will be better for me
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//since I’m trying to actually get Yousuke going, please send in some memes!
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Now accepting curious anons.
These can be character development questions, questions about any interactions you’ve seen on the blog, questions about any ships you’ve seen on the blog, questions about my muses feelings about other muses from the fandom, or anything else you may be interested in knowing about my muse.
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2016 Quotes Starters
**these quotes were made by myself and other members of my social life
“I have a medical condition. It’s called “sucks-to-be-me…itis.”
“Can someone remind me why I decided to go to socially awkward people like you guys for dating advice?”
“It’s so hot…it’s like living in Satan’s asshole.”
“I…accidentally stuck a tampon up my ass…”
“Damn, he has chocolate abs.”
“I don’t understand why that was awkward, but it was.”
“How do they fit this many children in here?”
“I’LL FLIP A TACO IF I WANNA FLIP A TACO!”
“Okay he’s sweet and all but I could never date him. He doesn’t believe in mermaids.”
“EVERYONE BRING YOUR FUCKING SOUP!”
“Screw small talk. Just go up to him and meow really loudly till he either asks you out or calls the police.”
“SOMEONE JUST THREW MY SHOES OFF A CLIFF”
“We should make a McDonald’s themed strip club.”
“That guy looks like my two worst rivals from middle school fucked immediately after graduation and gave birth to whoever the hell that guy is.”
“REJECT THE BEAN!”
“STOP FINGERING MY ICE PACK”
“What do you think, water just FALLS FROM THE SKY??”
“Hey I found a zombie head on the floor!”
“I condemn you to death by…*slams rip-off Oreos on the table* ‘ASSORTED SANDWICHES’!!!”
“This is no ordinary fish. This…is a gangster fish.”
“Who needs doors when you have hookers?”
“Ah yes, dabbing…the mating call of the fuckboy.”
“Why is there an XL tampon in your water bottle?“
“Whoa, it’s a secret door! That leads to a secret bathroom!”
“I feel like our life is just one big schoolgirl anime, but with Mexicans.”
“Okay, photoSHOP needs to photoSTOP.”
“You’re such a gay shoelace.”
“From now on, instead of ‘ham’ we have to call it ‘swine ass’.”
“I have 12 dicks.”
“I’ve never seen you this angry over a fucking taco.”
“How can you like to eat chicken, but not cock?”
“I’m like, 50% bird shit.”
*spitting grass everywhere* “Listen here you city bitch-”
“Don’t pass the joint, its unsanitary.”
“'SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS’ IS NOT A SCENT I WANT THE TRUTH.”
“Why does my codename have to be the kinky one?”
“Whose the person who names these fragrances? Who the hell took a big ol wiff of this and thought ‘You know what this smells like? ‘Men at Midnight’.”
“Well TECHNICALLY I’m not wearing pants, but hear me out-”
“Yeah I know you aren’t wearing pants…you and your skirts n stuff…”
“I’m basically the human auto-correct.”
“Yknow waking up this morning, I didn’t realize I’d end up getting involved in a 5-way spooning session, but look at me now!”
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when it’s curry time let that happiness out by doing a little CURRY DANCE.
&&personal blogs/non role playing blogs (do NOT reblog)
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//alrighty, I’m gonna call it a night guys-- I got a lot more icons done (still only on chapter 6, however, but hey I’m making my way on through!). please do send in some memes for me to get to tomorrow!
also is there any way I can bribe you guys to take up a muse from Yot.suba&! because j o i n m e.
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//and the father of the year award goes to--
#&&out of curry (ooc)#&&don't reblog#&&adventures in iconing#Yousuke don't traumatize your daughter thaT'S BAD PARENTING#I laugh every time with this part just GOODNESS
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❛ are you sick? ❜
&&three words meme (accepting)
“No, just a bit sleep deprived is all.”
“Wait– Why? Do I LOOK sick?” Yousuke was feeling a bit out of it lately, but he assumed that was simply from him pulling all-nighters the past few days.
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when it’s curry time let that happiness out by doing a little CURRY DANCE.
&&personal blogs/non role playing blogs (do NOT reblog)
#yotsuba rp blog#yotsuba yousuke rp blog#yousuke koiwai rp blog#koiwai rp blog#yotsuba&! rp blog#yotsuba&! koiwai rp blog#independent rp blog#&&curry time! (self promo)#&&out of curry (ooc)#I maDE A NEW PROMO GU YS--#plain and simple this time around lmao
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//also just bless the fact that Yousuke can at one second be a seemingly responsible adult and then the next be...this. all becAUSE OF HIS BEST FRIEND JUMBO--
#&&out of curry (ooc)#&&don't reblog#&&adventures in iconing#someboDY PLEASE MAKE A JUMBO I NEED THEIR FRIENDSHIP IN MY LIFE-- THEY HAVE THE BEST BROMANCE EVER GOSH#ALSO SOMEONE MAKE A YANDA ANdgivememytrashshipofYandaxYousukebecauseIamlETRASh
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three word starters.
❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜
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Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters
"You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"
"Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."
"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."
" I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."
"This dumb tree is also my friend."
"I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "
"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."
"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"
"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."
"Finger on throat means death!"
"They got my dick message."
"His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."
"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "
"God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."
"Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."
"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."
"Who put the sticks up their butts?"
"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
"Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."
"See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"
"Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
"You got issues."
"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"
" I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"
"When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."
"You're an imbecile."
"I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."
"Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"
"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"
"We're just like Kevin Bacon."
"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"
"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
"Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."
"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".
"Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."
"Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"
"Creepy little beast!"
"I don't learn. One of my issues."
"Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
"Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"
"Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"
"I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."
"You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."
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//can we just appreciate this scene here where Jumbo basically accuses Yousuke of being a pe.dophile--
#&&out of curry (ooc)#tw; pedophilia mention#it's just a joke buT TAGGING TO BE SAFE???#I'm making more icons and I forgot about Jumbo and Fuuka's first meeting lmao#&&don't reblog#&&adventures in iconing
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❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞
&&meme (accepting)
“I dunno about you, but yelling can sure feel rather physical at times. Depending on how loud and hard you’re yelling.”
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