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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
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my plan for 2025 is to do things
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you know what’s attractive? effort.
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
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when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife and when you think about me, all of those years ago you're standing face to face with "i told you so" you know i hate to say, "i told you so" You know i hate to say, but, i told you so
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One thing about me is that I will like ANY post with a sapphic ship in it, I may not know who these girls are but they are gay so good for them❤️
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seeing blogs with no boop button
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