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I Only Wear Khakis Above The Waist
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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
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Cats' behavior will remain the same 🐈😺
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Made this a while back and never posted it, but I figured I should now that I actually started T!!!
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(Not a self portrait, this is just some guy)
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Men’s 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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Sexy Sonic Level costumes are on a whole other galaxy!
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smoking the prehistoric weed that was frozen in ice for one million years
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We're carpooling to work
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if you're a sheepgirl and you're sick they put you in a rambulance and take ewe to the baaspital
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this beast wants access to the small wet room so bad
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everyones a fucking critic
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you can make fun of old people all you want but then you'll be knitting with a good album on and a cup of tea and you'll be like this is excellent actually. the old ladies were right about this one. about the crosswords too, by the way
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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standout moment from Holly and her sister playing the Peppa Pig game
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