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fine, i'll make my own fanservice

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I love old men + art for February 14th

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Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

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what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength

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strict top/bottom takes in my fandom? in 2025?

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uhm.. yeah..

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Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

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Serotonin has been low gonna need that old man blushing asap-

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Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

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one thing i wish venture bros would have had time to do is prove that gary wasn’t lying about having a shai-hulud down there. we never got to see him rock some woman’s whole world and be humble about it. we never got a scene of him laid back on the pillows, hands behind his head, sheepishly proud, as she tries to recover the sense he just banged out of her and remember how to talk right. we were robbed

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So true

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headline hall of fame for sure

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked