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cupid-circus · 6 days ago

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Very Important Science™

(og idea "boob is too funny... tit is too aggressive... breast is too formal..." from @ pixiething on twitter)

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cupid-circus · 19 days ago

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hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

#fry's electronics 💖

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cupid-circus · 23 days ago

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Gobots Crane Brain

#valveplug #...#yknow part of me would wanna like #see if i *can*#yknow?#like eating a steak thats a little too big #im also not convinced bro's modesty panel is out and about #its probably right under it and. headcanon moment hear me out #is a small for a cybertronian #(nobody asked but im aroace and this is more of a challenge to my brain-)#(im sure he's a lovely bot-)

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cupid-circus · 2 months ago

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Bayverse Megatron

#lemme know if you want me to take off the screenshotted tags but I MEAN-#as long as you're having fun-#also NOT TO SHREDS AKDKD

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cupid-circus · 2 months ago

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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

#oh thats hysterical

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cupid-circus · 2 months ago

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*taps mic* hey what if when you're getting like dicked down by a cybertronian and they rev their engine?? You can feel it?? Is this thing on-

#valveplug #no bc imagine like #pegging one of the bots bro #naturally or otherwise-#the valve would be insane #he/her/them??? does not matter the rev would kill you like a blue whale sonar #it is too late i am going to bed-

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cupid-circus · 2 months ago

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